So ... this is my inner child. Yeah, well...

What's up Spoiled Connecticut Rich Kid? (Normal Spoiled Dysfunctional Child) Your baby on the inside wants it now. It has always gotten it now and there is no reason on earth why it shouldn't get it RIGHT NOW. If you could get rich whining you would. You are childlike, but not in a good way. Think Chuckie, or any one of those other little baddie-two-shoes. People with this inner child seem to make it in the world, via politics or inheriting large amounts of money. Usually both.
On the bright side, however, your friends only hang around you because they are as shallow as you and want to wrap your daddy's benz around a telephone pole in a coked-up frenzy.
Get help. Or valium.