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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce the pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.