So, there's a theory that Lisa came up with awhile ago and I need to share it because I believe it is more than a theory. I believe it is the Truth. It's called "The Penis Theory".

You see, the main premise of "The Penis Theory" is that everything bad in this world happens because of one thing and one thing only. The penis. Okay, laugh and get it out of your system. But it's true, every single bad thing that has ever happened can be traced back to the penis. Don't believe me? E-mail me with something bad that has happened - it can be something that happened to you or a time in history - and I will show you why it's the fault of the penis.

Not all people agree with "The Penis Theory", in fact, Rob makes faces at Lisa and I when we bring it up. But he hasn't been able to give us a hypothetical that one of us can't trace back to the penis. Our theory has not yet been disproven.

Hrm, maybe we should start a religion. Like Scientology only without the mind controlling alien part. Hehe.

Lisa gets the credit for coming up with the theory. She is the one who discovered the evil behind everything (that would be the penis). However, I helped her perfect it. I can do the tracing back to the penis part with ease. I guess law school has taught me something - how to analyize. I don't know if they wanted to teach me how to analyize everything evil stemming from the penis, but hey, at least I have one talent, right?

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