Random odd quotes from my husband Rob. Brought to you by the Happy Bunny dry erase magnet on our fridge. I don't know why, but I've been stockpiling weird Rob quotes over the last few weeks. Since the magnet is full (and will probably be erased soonish) I decided to make these public.

And now, for random Rob quotes (probably taken entirely out of context):

"Cheese should have it's own food group."
"Weedle wants your children."
"But, I'm a love squid!"
"Does it involve gerbils? Cause if so then count me in, I like gerbils."
"It's kind of a boring life, but that's what happens when you're a testicle."
"I think I've been violated by an electric duck!"