Yup, it's that time again. Whether you love them or you hate them, it's quote time. And I don't think it will come as a surprise to anyone that all of the following quotes are from my dear hubby Rob. Read on!

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"Hi ho! This is Nuthead the Frog! LOOK AT MY TESTICLE EYE!!!" -- Rob, referring to what a muppet would say if his left testicle decided to run off and become the eye of a muppet.

"This. Is. How-ward Co-sell. And I've. Got a nut. On my head." -- Rob, referring to what Howard Cosell might say if his left testicle decided to run off and become Howard Cosell's toupee.

"Sometimes I'm woken up in the middle of the night by my penis demanding spaghetti." -- Rob, referring to the fact that since he rarely (if ever) feeds his penis, it sometimes gets ornary in the middle of the night.

"My balls are bone dry." -- Rob, referring to the fact that even though the rest of him was sweaty, his balls, were in fact, dry.

"I'm going to call that a coup de grace on his winkie." -- Rob, while dealing with our insane D&D party after a faerie attempted to cut off a prisoner's winkie with a butter knife.

"I don't know, internal Great Old One slavery kind of has a ring to it." -- Rob, referring to the fact that being eaten by Cthulhu and forced to do slave labor in his belly might, indeed, be better than his current job.

"Just deal with it Amber, I'm playing with your ass!" - Rob, while he was wiping his cat's poopy butt.

"Sweetie, you know how tender my ass is." -- Rob.

"You just won a staring contest with my penis and then scared it away!" -- Rob yet again.