It's a good thing I trust Rob. Otherwise I probably would have killed him.

We're sitting in the business center playing Neopets and the security guard comes up to Rob. He hands him a stack of papers and says that it's for him. There is a front sheet on them that says our apartment number on it. Rob looks them over and says they're not his.

I look them over and see that they're listing a whole bunch of clubs in the LA area. I'm thinking that someone dropped these off as possible suggestions for things to do for my 30th. Rob says no. They're for "hostess dancing clubs". Apparently those are clubs where a guy can go to pay women to dance with him... and sometimes do more. *blink*

I told him to ask the guard who gave the papers to him and told him to give them to Rob. The guard says that Rob left them behind after a computer session. Rob says they're not his. The guard (in front of me - who he knows is Rob's wife) tells Rob that he knows they're his because he saw Rob print them out the other morning before he left for work. Rob said he was on Neopets for a few minutes before he left, and did not print them out. I don't think the guard belived him because he kept insisting they were his.

That was too bizarre. Yes, I believe Rob. I know he would never lie to me and I also know that he has neither the time nor the energy to head to hooker clubs. It was still weird though because the guard kept loudly insisting the papers to be Rob's (hello, wife right here). Rob's lucky I trust him. I know a decent amount of women would freak over something like that.

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Boy, is this wrong. Rob actually laughed a bit when he saw the answer.

You are PURE.

You may be very innocent and lack experience. This could change in time.

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