Shannon dropped me an e-mail yesterday asking me if I wanted to head to the Citidel Outlets with her today. It sounded fun, and I've never been there before so I was game.

She came by around 10:30am and we took off from my apartment around 11am. Our first stop was at a Halloween store. She picked up a few things for her costume and I got Rob the finishing touches for his costume.

From there we headed to the Citidel Outlets. Our first stop was a leather shop in which the employees all got Scarlet S's. They were imbeciles. Scary, scary ones who just shouldn't breed. While there we looked around a bunch of other stores as well. Shannon picked up a few things at the kitchen store and got some really low priced jackets. I got Rob a hoodie at Eddie Bauer (he's been wanting a hoodie and I found a cool looking one). We ate lunch at Sbarro (Shannon introduced me to their super tasty meatballs) and then looked around the mall a bit more. During lunch I had the pleasure of being crapped on by a bird. This caused us to switch to a table that wasn't under a tree. Ew. Our last stop was at Starbucks and then we hit the road and headed to the Brea Mall.

People in California drive like morons. They drive even worse when it's raining. Shannon had a good take on it - want to make morons in California? Just add water! It took a little bit to get to the mall.

At the mall we stopped at MAC. She was looking for some lipstick and gloss, but they were out. They called the MAC store at Hollywood and Highland and put some on hold for her. I picked up some clear sparkly gloss. We also made a stop at Lane Bryant and I got a super cool jacket that I had been waiting for the stores to get in. They're selling fast and are hard to get ahold of. It's black leather with a fuzzy pink lining and trim. It's super cute. All we had left to do at the mall after that was hit the bathrooms and leave. That shouldn't have been hard, but it was. The mall bathrooms were closed so we got to wander around until we found some bathrooms in Macy's. We then headed out to pick up Rob.

We called Rob to let him know that we were on our way (and would probably be a teeny bit late) a little after 4pm. Due to traffic, rain, accidents, and the stupidity of the average California driver we didn't get to his office until around 6pm. We were supposed to get him at 4:30. Sooooo not our fault. He ended up getting some extra work done, which was probably a good thing since he won't be in the office on Friday and half of Thursday.

We headed back to our apartment and made a pit stop at Hollywood and Highland on the way back. Shannon picked up the lipstick and gloss she wanted and we ate dinner at Johnny Rockets. Then we headed back to our apartment and Shannon dropped us off.

It was a very fun day and Shannon was a super sweetie to do the driving. Especially in the rain. Oh, and the three of us (Shannon, Rob, and myself) have come up with a new version of the three strikes law. You get three chances to prove you are not a moron. The first time you're an idiot, you get a warning. The second time, you get another warning. The third time and we sterilize you. Or, as Rob put it, have convicted felons punch you in the nuts. Stupid people should not be allowed to breed. We don't need any more of them around. Bleh.

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