Got this off of Brainsalad's journal. Enjoy!

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1) If you had to enter a movie to exist in for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Either Queen of the Damned or The Last Unicorn.

2) If you had to be the love slave of Yoda or Jabba the Hut, which would you choose?

Probably Jabba.

3) If you had to choose between having sex with a really hot guy/gal or eating really good chocolate/steak for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

I'd go with the sex as long as that hot guy were my husband.

4) Choose a chick flick -- Fried Green Tomatoes or Steel Magnolias

Neither, they both suck.

5) Congrats! You get to be a highly paid well-known author -- and you get to choose who you get to be! Is it Danielle Steel or Nora Roberts?

I've never read anything by either of these authors so I can't really make an informed decision here. My write in vote is Clive Barker.

6) Pick again -- Nora Roberts or Stephen King?

Stephen King.

7) And again -- Stephen King or Dr. Seuss?

Dr. Seuss!

8) It has just been announced that if you go vegetarian the world's hunger problems will be solved. Do you do it?

Absolutely. Being vegetarian isn't so bad, there are a lot of really good meat substitutes out there. I used to be veg but had to start eating meat again for health reasons.

9) How about if you had to give up chocolate (if you're female) or beer (if you're male).

Not a problem, I'm not a big fan of chocolate anyway.

10) Here comes the way back machine -- do you choose to spend the rest of your life in the 1890's, the 1920's, the 1950's the 1980's, or the 2010's?

1980's! I'd so love to be in the '80's again.

11) Superman or Batman?

Batman.

12) You've committed a crime and have been sentenced to be executed. What crime did you commit?

Attempting to take over the world using 13 caffeinated weasels. Luckily, no one figured out that my sister in law Donna was in on it as well. Mwuhahahahahahahaha.

13) How do you choose to be executed?

In whatever way will make people think I'm dead when really I'm once again scheming with Donna and my weasel minions.

14) What does your last meal consist of?

The "complete dinner" at La Fondue. Starting off with a cheese fondue, then a salad, then chicken and beef fondue, and then fruit dipped in dark chocolate fondue. Possibly a serving of the "souls of the children" singing on the side.

15) You're going down in the history books? Is it as Jeffery Dahmer or John Wilkes Booth?

John Wilkes Booth.

16) You get to see the world through tinted glasses for the rest of your life -- mustard yellow or avocado green?

Greeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

17) You're going to be reincarnated. Is it as a cockroach or a fruit fly?

Cockroach, then I'd be indestructable and live through a nuclear war.

18) You win $100,000,000.00 but you have to appear on the Superbowl half time show naked and sing "I'm a Little Teapot" with all the actions. Do you do it?

Hell yeah. There's a price for everything and I think 100 mill is my price for self humiliation.

19) Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

Mmmmm, Indiana Jones. *drools*

20) Have you ever had recurring nightmares? What is/was it of?

I have had a good number of end of the world type dreams for as long as I can remember.

21) You get to choose how you die: Instantaneously in a car wreck with no pain, or from cancer with pain, but you get to say goodbye to your loved ones and live out your final dreams.

I'd pick the cancer. While it would suck worse than the car wreck, I want to know when I'm going to die and be able to plan for it.

22) What is the scariest thing you've ever read?

Any jury duty summons I've ever received.

23) You can erase all your regrets and mistakes from this life, but you have to live the rest of it out on a desert island with a bunch of monks playing Monopoly. Do you do it?

Hell no. Not only would I not want to leave those I love, but my regrets and mistakes are part of what makes me who I am today.