Are you more...

01) Banjo for the fun, danceable sound or violin for the soulful, spirit-lifting sound?

- Violin, no doubt about it. I absolutely love the sound of a violin.

02) Bus/subway for cheapness and ecological responsibility or cab for door to door convenience?

- Cab! It's all about the convenience!

03) Paper grocery bags for the capacity and biodegradableness or plastic grocery bags for the convenience and reusability?

- Whatever they stick my purchase into. I don't really care. If I had to pick it would probably be plastic because it didn't kill any trees.

04) Liking fruit that you peel (bananas, oranges, etc.) or fruit that you don't peel (apples, pears, etc.)?

- I like a variery of fruit. I love bananas, but not because you can peel them. I also love non-peelable fruit as well.

05) Expensive 3-ply kleenex or discount 2-ply kleenex?

- The three ply. It scratches up my nose less and is better at holding what goes into it.

06) Super soft toilet paper to be cushy on your widdle bum or rough, no-nonsense toilet paper to be sure to get your dirty asshole clean?

- Um... wow. I really have to wonder who came up with this question and how many drugs they were on. Uh... the soft stuff. From what I've seen soft or rough don't make a difference if you know how to wipe.

07) Watching fake wrestling (WWE, for example) for the kitchy drama or watching real fighting (boxing, UFC, etc.) for the realness?

- The fake stuff, it's a lot more fun.

08) Coy about telling people what you want when asked ("Oh I don't need anything.") or upfront about telling people what you want when asked ("I would LOVE a new watch.")?

- Depends on the person. Usually coy.

09) Believing NASA is amazing for inventing the Space Pen (works in no gravity) or believing NASA is stupid for not doing like the Russians who just use pencils?

- Just use pencils. Put the money to better use.

10) A Spanky fan or an Alfalfa fan?

- Who???