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2006-09-19 12:09 PM Poop Storm And A Spider Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Oy Read/Post Comments (5) Yup, it's been one of those days again. It's only 12:09pm and I'm ready to call it a day and head to bed. Heh. I wish. This morning when Gabriel and I got up I found that he had once again peed through his diaper. I'm used to it by now. Not a big. It means an outfit and a sheet change. I picked him up, gave him a cuddle, put him down on the changing table, and started to take his onesie off. Through sleep hazed eyes I noticed there was something all over my chest. And arms. And hands. And him. Not only did his pee get through his diaper, but he took a poop that was so gianormous that it had filled the diaper and gone up the back of the diaper. All over his outfit, back, arms, and even up into his hair! Gabriel, myself, Gabriel's crib, and the changing table were all covered in poo. The cleaning of the baby poo then began. After a long time (and many, many baby wipes) I had finally cleaned off Gabriel and got him in a new diaper and outfit. I changed the stuff in his crib and on the changing table and threw all of the poop covered stuff into the soak cycle of the laundry. He then got plopped down into his crib for a bit (with the Teletubbies on the TV to entertain him) while I showered. Normally I wait until he's napping or calm to shower, but considering I was covered in baby poo I needed a shower then. Luckily the Teletubbies did indeed keep him entertained. I felt much better after the shower and when I reached for my deoderant I saw something move on the wall. Shit. I put my glasses on and saw that there was a spider on the wall next to the medicine chest. First a poop explosion, then I'm being stalked by a spider. Like I said at the beginning of this entry, it's one of those days. *sigh* Last night I needed to get my car out so we made a run to the ATM. I deposited a check while Rob sniffled at his lack of ATM access due to the fraud. I then made a run into the drug store for a few necessary items while he grabbed dinner at Del to take back home with us. When we got home we gamed a bit and watched Deal Or No Deal. Del once again falls into the category of "seemed like a good idea at the time". I spent most of the night running to the bathroom. Ugh. ----------
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