Chuck Norris Facts...
1. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
2. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
3. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
4. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
5. Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.
6. Chuck Norris's belly button is actually a power outlet.
7. Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
8. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10. The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.
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