I decided a few days ago that if I ever manage to get a pet, like a dog, cat, or something like that, I will name it Stavros. Stavros Niarchos, as it happens to be, is the Adonis-like, boy-toy heir of a Greek shipping fortune that is currently dating Paris Hilton. But that's beside the point.

Stavros. Stavros. I just think it has a nice, regal ring to it, but has a potential for slumming, making it very appropriate for a future mongrel-companion.