Chloe Santino Daniel


The Pro, The Prick & The Precocious

All Technique, All Talk, All Around

Straight Girl, Bi-Guy, Homo Boy


So, some responses:

1. The Episode sucked. All the dresses sucked.

2. Whoever is doing makeup for Ms. Preggers, Heidi Klum, MUST be fired.

3. I'm betting the judges were sitting there thinking, "Why the Hell did we cut Andrae?" The gown Andrae designed for the "Inspiration" Episode was more attractive, more interesting, more creative, more EVERYTHING than the dresses from tonight.

4. No woman has EVER looked attractive wearing a Santino creation....No woman (except for Chloe) has ever looked bad in one of Daniel's dresses.....No person has ever looked very original in one of Chloe's ensembles, but none has ever looked bad, either.

5. I thought from the moment they cut Andrae that these HAD to be the final 3.

6. Santino is the anti-Chanel. (Somewhere on his body, he wears the mark of the bastard--3 paisleys)

7. Daniel is the love child of Austin Scarlett and Donna Karan...An eye for what makes a woman look pretty and a style that is derivative, but with hints of originality.

8. The process of telling the judges who should be left behind sucked eggs...for its purpose seemed to be to drive a wedge between Chloe and Daniel...To her credit, Chloe's answer struck me as the most honorable.

9. Daniel has won almost half of the challenges...in other words...HE IS DOOMED....though I like his work better than Chloe or Santino.

10. Last year: one self-affirming bitch who designed derivative clothes with no flair, one gay genius who had great technique in taking great risks but no real sense of what made a woman look attractive, and one old pro who tended to create looks that were costumey. This year: one son of a bitch who has shitty technique and real vision who has no idea what makes a woman look attractive, one gay genius who tends toward derivative clothes, and one old pro who has more technique than flair.

To be honest...in case it isn't obvious...My final 3 would have been: Daniel, Andrae and Nick.