I have Showtime. (Go Weeds!) If you have another premium channel, you might have a different list.

1. The Prince and Me. Is this piece of dreck required by law to be on at least once a day? Poor Miranda Richardson. I hope to heck she got a decent payday. This movie is just...plain...bad.

2. The Moulin Rouge (the Jose Ferrer version). This is basically a biopic of Toulouse Lautrec...the movie is tedious, the "effects" are pathetic, and let's face it, they only play it so you'll TIVO it thinking it is the Baz Luhrman gem.

3. Alfie. Okay, I'll admit it. I have a crush on the wife-leaving, fiance-cheating-on creep too. But this flick gets old, fast. Some great supporting roles...but the reality is, you end up really disliking Alfie...and some of that wears off on the dazzlingly attractive man playing him as well. (or is it vice versa)?

4. Disclosure. About two months ago, they dredged up this tired Demi Moore/Michael Douglas drama for reasons that defy understanding. Put a stake in its feeble-minded, poorly acted heart and put us all out of our misery.

5. The Passion of the Christ. Since Easter, this has been making too frequent a place for itself on the weekend schedule at Showtime. Listen to the nice minister Showtime...NEVER...AGAIN. No matter how many DUI arrests its director/producer chalks up. LET....IT....GO.

Any more that you would add to the list?