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Ondine She's got everything she needs, She's an artist, she don't look back. She's got everything she needs, She's an artist, she don't look back. She can take the dark out of the nighttime And paint the daytime black. --Bob Dylan 2005-09-16 7:37 AM Kicking Fred in the Head Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) |
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I kicked Fred in the head! Sounds very Dr. Seusse, but it really happened! Fred is this master at the dojo. He's old, fat, and a male chauvinist pig. And he burps. And he smells. But he's a master, and I respect the belt if nothing else. However... If he won't bend down when I am doing combination 16, I will kick him in the head. I have a beautiful high crescent kick. I can kick Wally in the temple with it, and Wally's some where over 6 feet tall. Fred's about 5'9". I aimed. I also socked him under the arm in combination 11, I think it was. And really bent his wrist back in a knife move. A few weeks ago, Fred was teaching. There were four black belts in the class. Jenn, Angela, Brad, and me. Three women and one man. Jenn and Brad are first degree, Angela and I second. Two second degree women. I am sensei. I teach for master armen when he goes out of town. Fred went to the bathroom and who does he ask to take over...Brad. Brad is first degree and has never taught a class. Jenn yelled at Fred after class (hugs Jenn!!). Fred said he would apologize to me, but he didn't. I respect the belt, but not Fred's head. His piggy head deserved a good kick. Fred was like ooh ooh, Armen, no one's kicked me in the head before. I was laughing. Master Armen said, It's good for you! About time! Armen looked proud. He had heard about Fred picking Brad. I could tell by his expression, I handled it the way he respected. No whining, just kick the ass hole in the head. Made it to three classes this week. I can almost fit into my size 10 jeans again. I am writing. Life is good. |
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