We often hear about how Hamas denies the existence of Israel and wants the country wiped out and whatnot, like Israel is the only country right next to a state that doesn't recognize its right to even exist. Fine, liberal media, only broadcast this one example to push your agenda that every country that wants to eliminate a group of neighboring people is "evil." Way to stereotype those places, jerks.

Well, let me tell you about a state that should not be privy to this union--Idaho. You have no right to exist, Idaho. There, I said what we've all been thinking for years.

I mean seriously, what does Idaho add to America? Not a whole fucking lot, my friend. Yeah, you're going to say potatos, aren't you? Well, do you know what potatos can be grown in other states, too? Rumor has it they can even be grown in Ireland.

Also, do you know where Idaho is located? Well, chances are it's much further west than you think it is (I know, I looked at a map). It wants you to believe that it's in the heart of America, but really, it's only one state away from the Pacific. Rumor has it it's been creeping west for decades to eventually attack and take over North California.

Finally, did you know that Idaho's nickname is
"The Al-Quaida State," and its official motto is "Death to Democracy?" I didn't either until recently. Also, the state flower is ricin.

Based on the strong arguments presented above, I urge you to join me in denying Idaho. Thank you.