Allright, first things first: Tony Snow. As we all know, he has been on FOX News for years and has often criticized the president for not being conservative enough. He's criticized Bush's domestic policy but called his foreign policy "brilliant." I'll make no predictions, this should be interesting.

Observations on today's hand-over:
While naming Snow as McClellan's successor, Bush said, "Tony already knows most of you, and he's agreed to take the job anyway." At this point, there was apparently laughter, the laughter stemming from the fact that Snow does not care for Democratic ideals very much and he also believes the media to be dominated by Democrats (FOX News is apparently not part of the media; its' role as simply a spokesman for the administration was validated completely today).

As has been noted, Snow has criticized Bush in the past. "I asked him about those comments," Bush said, "and he said, 'You should have heard what I said about the other guy.'" Ha-HAA--nothing like a witty one-liner to quash any legitimate concerns that the president might have. Well, mission accomplished. (Bush: "I hear the War in Iraq isn't going exactly as planned." General: "You think that's bad? Remember when Ashley Simpson performed on Saturday Night Live?" Bush: "Ha-HAAA!!! Let's play freeze-tag!")

Enough of that.

What happened to South Park? It completely sucks now. For my money, the best show on TV is now "Yo Momma" on MTV. Most of the jokes people tell are pretty bad, but then they'll do something cool like the robot, and a bunch of people in the background will be all like "Oooooohhh" and laugh. And then Wilmer Valderama will go "Oh my god!" with his Hispanic accent and run around in circles. Ha-HAA!!!

Have you ever looked at the back of a Nebraska quarter? I hadn't until right now. Well there's a family in a covered wagon being pulled by oxen, then there's a tall rock in the background--"Chimney Rock," apparently. There's also a guy walking next to the covered wagon who has to walk, and he apparently has a fishing rod. I think he's supposed to be a minority. The great thing is that this isn't supposed to be representative of the state's fantastic heritage, but it's a scene of WHAT NEBRASKA EFFING LOOKS LIKE TODAY--three people in a covered wagon and a rock. The Louisiana Purchase is looking more and more like a one-sided deal.

Plus, "Omaha" is one of Bruce Springsteen's worst songs.

I was watching the Simpsons today, and Homer took Bart, Lisa and the Flanders kids to see a horror movie. When he got back, Marge said "That was a rare lack in judgment for you, Homer," which was so amusing because HOMER ALWAYS EXERCISES BAD JUDGMENT. Like the time he played MR. BURNS' HEAD LIKE A BONGO AND QUIT HIS JOB. Say what you will, but that Homer Simpson is one zany character.

Ha-HAA!!! (maintain the same inflection throughout the second part of the two-part laugh)