God bless you, Adam "Pacman" Jones. You love you some strip clubs. And people who like to shoot up strip clubs. Not only did you get suspended for this season for your involvement in a strip club shooting that ruined a man's life, then went to a strip club on the eve of your meeting with the NFL commissioner about said incident, but now your crew was involved in another 4 a.m. strip club shooting. Kudos.

When I saw a story appear on the wire this morning titled "Pacman-strip club shooting," I of course figured it was in reference to the strip club shooting that got you suspended for the upcoming season (To be fair, he would be eligible to play after 10 games with good behavior. Guess we don't have to worry about that). I was wrong. You were at another strip club early in the morning with your upstanding gun-touting friends.

I guess there's something to be said about a man with principles. You refuse to not be around guns and strippers, and you're not going to let your boss keep you away from them. Thank you for taking a stand for second-amendment and strip-club rights. I'm confident you've made the right decisions.