So, big news this weekend -- I trust by now everyone has seen Angelina's baby bump? OMG! Stay tuned, there will be a lot more to come on this as this story progresses. A LOT more.

Have you ever watched 30 Rock? If you haven't, do yourself a favor and kick yourself in the nuts. Then, at a later time, be sure to rent season 1 on DVD. Between that and The Office (and to a lesser extent, My Name is Earl) NBC has Must See TV back in effect. Maybe even more so. The standard, of course, was set when Friends and Seinfeld served as bookends to Jonathan Silverman's delightful The Single Guy.

Mike Gravel, who are you kidding? Drop out of the race already. If I didn't just google his name, I would have had no idea he was still in the race. But seriously, nobody who's not related to you has voted for you (and many people who are related to you haven't voted for you). For the record, Gravel, you might be a failed presidential candidate if:
-Candidates who dropped out of the race weeks ago still get more votes than you
-Nobody knows you're running for office
-You last served in elected office 27 years ago, representing Alaska at that.
-Nobody outside of a state where people eat fucking raw seals knows who the fuck you are (seriously, if you've never seen eskimos eat seal before, it's messed up. A whole family will rip apart a freshly killed seal, eating chunks of raw flesh and drinking blood -- it's the type of scene that Dick Cheney would look right at home in).

Take this one to the bank -- John McCain, left impotent by Barack Obama's superior public speaking skills (and also by some strange Vietnamese VD), will hire Michael Richards as his speech-writer. The campaign will get ugly.

This just in -- Michael Keaton plays a superior Batman than Val Kilmer.