I believe it was Kenny who may have been the first person that I had ever heard use the word "craptacular"... either him, or Roby. I'm pretty sure it was one of those two, but I'm leaning toward Kenny on this one.

Regardless, that word is the best one I could think of (with "ass-tastic" running a close second) to describe the piece of turd that is "Van Helsing". It was awful. Laughable in places it shouldn't have been, stupid in places it should have been laughable, and with more holes in the plot than a piece of swiss cheese. And the ending... don't get me started.

Ugh. I think I'll go rent "Ishtar" to cleanse my brain of this travesty.