I’m falling asleep on the couch watching M*A*S*H with a snorting, slobbering 10-month old chocolate lab in my ear.

But since Dickie outed me tonight I thought I’d flip the switch and fire off a quick little inaugural 19th Hole memo before I try to get some shuteye.

Just wanted to thank Dickie and Dewey for Saturday’s hospitality and Sunday’s hangover.

That is all.