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2006-07-19 11:03 AM A Prayer Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Melodramatic Read/Post Comments (2) O Holy Deity of the Cinema
Who protects us learned in your ways We laud you and hold you in high regard O Keeper of Hollywood As you watch over us and smile upon our triumphs And as you surely wince at our failures I come to you in contrition And pray for your mercy As I was not prepared for what I was to see On the 18th eve of July, MMVI I ask your forgiveness for watching Skinwalkers For beholding the travesty in front of me for The full 90 minutes I ask your forgiveness to the screening staff For they surely did not know their failure Until it was too late And please see to it, that you serve the wrath earned By any who knowingly brought us to The doom and despair of this… Worst. Werewolf. Movie. Ever. I believe this deserves fire and brimstone If such things are among your resources I pray for your mercy, that I led Erik, Your eternally faithful servant And that I led Nick, He who is novice to your works But enthusiastic at the fount of your blessings Into this unholy disaster They knew not what they would see I take full responsibility for this Erik, in your honor, walked right the fuck out But I held to an unrequited hope of redemption And found none Please deal the director And whoever bestowed Your treasured honor The Greenlight To this unholy abomination and waste of film May it rot on DVD At the local ghetto Blockbuster In Your Name’s Sake The End *roll credits* Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top |
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