The purchase of a large bottle of Exedrin and a six pack of Red Bull will grant you raised eyebrows and clucking noises from the checkout clerk at your friendly neighborhood drug store.

Only six A’s in each class. Really…?

I will not dress like them. I swear. I will not wear stilettos to class. I will not coif for hours every morning. I will not shop at Express, Limited, Banana Republic, or J. Crew. Nope. I will not cave.

I will not hog class discussion time. I will not act like a pretentious asshole. I will not BE a pretentious asshole.

And…I love my boyfriend.

That is all.