Dispatches from the City of Angels
I'm a writer and humorist living in and writing about Los Angeles. You can catch my novel LOSING CLEMENTINE out March 6 from William Morrow. In the meantime, feel free to poke around. Over at my website you can find even more blog entries than I could fit here, as well as a few other ramblings. Enjoy and come back often.
Journal Entries for 2011
Journal Entries for 2010
Journal Entries for 2009
Journal Entries for 2008
Journal Entries for 2007
Journal Entries for 2006
Journal Entries for 2005
04: Which way to my trailer? (6 comments)
07: And it continues... (2 comments)
11: Blusher, so we meet again (3 comments)
13: A Moment of Silence (2 comments)
14: As long as the crow doesn't poop (1 comments)
17: Hackers can kiss my... (3 comments)
19: Pee-pee jokes to jihad (0 comments)
24: Wanted: Good Book (2 comments)
28: Me and Little Miss Racine Apple Fair (5 comments)
31: Silly cricket wickets and beer (1 comments)
February
01: Television Debut (4 comments)
10: Both of you better come home bloodied (2 comments)
19: Outliners are from Mars and Men are from Venus (1 comments)
25: Going to My Happy Place (5 comments)
March
04: Appearing Tonight on The Office (0 comments)
06: Bacon in My Pants (2 comments)
15: The Cheese Stands Alone (1 comments)
18: Working Stiffs (2 comments)
23: Internet, Meet Fred (4 comments)
27: Jumpers: the outfit that makes you pee your pants (6 comments)
29: Name the New Eric (0 comments)
April
01: Things That Have Happened to Me This Week (4 comments)
07: 2,920 Hours (2 comments)
23: I Am Not Dead (4 comments)
May
03: Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It (0 comments)
11: I Got An Itch (2 comments)
12: Appearing as Herself (0 comments)
19: Appearing as Herself II (4 comments)
21: At Least I Didn't Vomit (3 comments)
27: Silver (1 comments)
28: How to Buy a Coffee Table on Craig's List (5 comments)
June
12: Letter to My 20-Year-Old Self (3 comments)
16: Books That Changed My World (3 comments)
26: Because My Mother Doesn't Have Enough to Worry About (1 comments)
July
02: Zombie Apocalypse in 3...2...1 (0 comments)
07: Lilacs and dog poo (0 comments)
12: We Have No Advice Today (0 comments)
21: I'm Not So Good with the Crutches (0 comments)
25: What I'm Reading Now (2 comments)
26: Smell This (3 comments)
August
10: What I'm Reading Now (1 comments)
11: The Kids May Be Fine, but Annette is Gorgeous (6 comments)
20: 34 Steps to Finding My Muse (1 comments)
25: How to Be Alone (0 comments)
September
04: What I'm Reading Now (0 comments)
04: Ashley's First Steps (3 comments)
10: Medusa Feels My Pain (4 comments)
10: What I'm Reading Now (1 comments)
13: What I'm Reading Now (0 comments)
15: Officer of the Feminist Corps (3 comments)
17: What I'm Reading Now (0 comments)
21: I Did Not Ride the Zebra-Painted Donkey (1 comments)
25: 5 things to know about going to the L.A. County Fair (1 comments)
October
05: What I'm Reading Now (0 comments)
10: Gray (0 comments)
24: Where Did Ashley Go? (2 comments)
31: Day Off (2 comments)
31: In Retrospect... (0 comments)
November
02: I am one pair of pumps away from being Juliette Binoche (1 comments)
07: My $20 Haircut (2 comments)
12: Take this gum drop and shove it (0 comments)
28: Rebranding (0 comments)
December
03: The One Where My Head Explodes (0 comments)
15: Frivolous (1 comments)
18: Damn you, Martha! (1 comments)
22: It's Too Cold to Type This (1 comments)
30: Like Having a Monkey Piss on Your Head (1 comments)
