I have to put this one up, it's too darn funny to forget....

Rachel and Lloyd share the upstairs at least for sleeping. It's her room but baby Dallas is too little to get any sleep with Lloyd as a bedmate, so all are happy with this arrangement. On occasion, such as last night, Lloyd will break one if not more of his four rules: no talking, no playing, no loud, and no getting out of bed. Breaking rules means Rachel sleeps in my bed (and I carry her up when I go to bed) and he loses his nightlight. Last night he was talking ... loud, I guess, if I could hear him. As a warning, I voiced up the steps, "Who's making all that noise up there?"

His answer: "Dallas."