I returned the Wonder Woman hat.

It's a twofold expression. 1. To ensure I'll never ever own one again. I don't really need a hat with a massive label. I'd rather buy a hat and have my own words embroidered on. I'm still thinking of what it might say... 2. To poop on the retailer. I bought the hat with another (also returned) at two hats for $25. When I returned the pair two days later the hats were two for $20. I didn't appreciate that.

When asked why I was returning the items I spared the clerk the story of my hormonal cycle and opted for the sensible line that two of us had bought the same gift for someone. Because it was kind of true.