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July 16, 2005

To the Editors,

Two years into the investigation (which has never leaked) of who leaked the name of Valerie Plame to Bob Novak (thus burning covert CIA assets used to investigate WMD threats [1], possibly exposing other undercover agents to harm and setting back the defense of our country by years) a relative fountain of leaks which paint our man Rove in the best possible light has finally ocurred [2, 3, 4, 5].

Those Who Hate America (tm) say that according to Occam's Razor the simplest explanation is that Karl Rove himself engineered these leaks as part of his continuing plan to spin his way out of trouble.

To that I say Poppycock! Anyone with half a brain knows that the simplest explanation is that Our Lord, growing weary of these attacks on his Chosen Ones by these Damned libruls, decided to loosen the tongues of those who could help Mr. Rove escape his fate.

Praise Jesus and may God Keep Blessing America (even the librul parts)!

[1] Plame Leak Exposed Brewster Jennings Asset on Oil, WMD, Sherlock Google, Daily KoS, July 3, 2005.


[2] Rove Reportedly Held Phone Talk on C.I.A. Officer, David Johnston and Richard W. Stevenson, New York Times, July 15, 2005.


[3] Rove Confirmed Plame Indirectly, Lawyer Says, Mike Allen, Washington Post, July 15, 2005.


[4] Rove learned CIA agent's name from Novak, John Solomon, Associated Press, July 15, 2005.


[5] Rove E-Mailed Security Official About Talk, John Solomon, Associated Press, July 15, 2005.