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I stole this from my husband's blog. I'm not going to answer all the questions in it, because it's ridiculously long, but here's most of it:
How many keys are on your keychain?
At least 6, maybe 7, plus the remote to our home alarm system, and a PetCo card which doesn't really seem to give me any discounts, so I'm not entirely sure why I keep it on there.
What curse word do you use the most?
Probably fuck. I fucking use it all the fucking time. But my favorite phrase is "bloody buggery bollocks".
Do you own an iPod?
Yep - it was my christmas bonus at a shitty ad agency last year.
What time is your alarm clock set for?
6:45am, but I hit snooze three or four times. I really only get up if the cats won't leave me alone.
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside?
Hell no, only douches do that.
Where do you buy your groceries from?
FreshDirect, baby! They should be here in about an hour.
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Depends on how good I look that day.
What was the last movie you watched?
Idiocracy, but I walked out. (from the living room to the library)
Do any of your friends have children?
No, but my brother does. And he's the cutest little thing ever!!! (My nephew, not my brother.) He laughs and smiles all the time and he said my name for the first time last weekend!! Sorry, I'll stop kvelling now.
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy?
A round of drinks to celebrate!
Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yes, including myself.
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
No, but pot and alcohol work like a charm.
Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I don't know; I usually forget them. Which I guess makes me a good person to confide in, huh?
When was the last time someone hit on you?
Some guy made kissy noises at me as I was going to the Quickie Mart.
What did you have for dinner?
Nothing yet; I'm trying to decide what to order.
Can you whistle?
Yes, but it kills the mood during sex.
What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
Everyone loves Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I dunno; are they? Should I think they are? What have you heard?
What area code are you in right now?
718. Holla.
What is your biggest regret?
Not having more self-confidence in college (that's code for "not fucking more").
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
Last night with my husband. I'd tell you about it, but it's so cute it would make you nauseous.
What movie do you know every line to?
EVERY line? Gone With the Wind. But I know MOST lines to many other movies, including, but not limited to:
Clerks
Star Wars (the real trilogy, not the new shit)
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Pulp Fiction
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
It Happened One Night
Heathers
A Hard Day's Night
Help
The Princess Bride
How many chairs are at your dining room table?
We don't have a dining room, nor a dining room table. We eat at the coffee table in the living room like savages.
What is your favorite salad dressing?
Asian ginger.
Do you read for fun?
Yep. Used to read for profit, too, but not anymore.
Can you speak any languages other than English?
I know some French (Peat thinks I'm fluent, which is just complete merde), and I could probably get by in Spanish, if I had to.
Do you do your own dishes?
Who else's dishes would I do?
What color is your bedroom painted?
Blue. It's like sleeping inside a giant blueberry. But I like it.
Have you ever cried in public?
Sure. I'm a big sap. Sit me down in front of Return of the King and I'll cry on command.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Nope, 2 tatts are enough. And the thought of piercing anything chills my blood. I had enough trouble with my ears.
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
No. But they usually do anyway, and if I try to pay they get all macho.
What to snack on at the movie theaters?
Popcorn and twizzlers.
Who was your favorite teacher?
I had a few: Mr. Amitrano, Mr. Provenzano, Mme. Cortial-Eisner, Mme. Juery, Mr. Ostrow, Mrs. Regelman, Mr. Mike, Mr. Menza and Mr. Morehouse.
Have you ever dated someone out of your race?
If you mean Jewish, I've ONLY dated people out of my race. If you mean hooked up with, I'm a United Nations of face sucking (race/nationality/whatever): African-American, Colombian, Indian, German, Italian, Irish, and Jewish.
What was your favorite class in high school?
Acting, thank you!
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
I have a few: vodka tonic, Shiraz wine, pina coladas, and kahlua. The problem is, I'm a lightweight.
What is your mother's hometown?
Born in New Haven, raised in Brooklyn and Malverne, Long Island.
How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
As many as possible!!!!!
What was the last thing to scare you?
Low-flying planes this afternoon. Sad to say, they do that now.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
Yes, but it was Gavin and Danny's fault!!
What is your favorite fruit?
I like most fruit, but either raspberries or pineapple.
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
33. Holy shit.
Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Yes. Extremely. Especially in printed pieces.
Do you believe in life on other planets?
"Believe"? I dunno. Think there may be? Most probably.
What was the last thing you ate?
Cake for a co-worker's birthday. But it was disappointing.
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
I'm a guy's girl, mainly cos I'm a nerd magnet.
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
The first photo of me dressed up is as the Bionic Woman.
How did your parents pick your name?
My mom just liked it.
What celebrities have you been compared to?
A homeless guy once said I look like Amy Fisher.
Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Yoda, until he was turned into a CGI joke.
What books, if any, have made you cry?
So many. Old Yeller, To Kill a Mockingbird, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Return of the King, and especially The Giving Tree. I told you I'm a sap.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Yeah. Old habits die hard.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Stephen, for my father's father. I was going to be Stephanie originally, but my mom vetoed that.
Happy Groundhog Day!
How many keys are on your keychain?
At least 6, maybe 7, plus the remote to our home alarm system, and a PetCo card which doesn't really seem to give me any discounts, so I'm not entirely sure why I keep it on there.
What curse word do you use the most?
Probably fuck. I fucking use it all the fucking time. But my favorite phrase is "bloody buggery bollocks".
Do you own an iPod?
Yep - it was my christmas bonus at a shitty ad agency last year.
What time is your alarm clock set for?
6:45am, but I hit snooze three or four times. I really only get up if the cats won't leave me alone.
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside?
Hell no, only douches do that.
Where do you buy your groceries from?
FreshDirect, baby! They should be here in about an hour.
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Depends on how good I look that day.
What was the last movie you watched?
Idiocracy, but I walked out. (from the living room to the library)
Do any of your friends have children?
No, but my brother does. And he's the cutest little thing ever!!! (My nephew, not my brother.) He laughs and smiles all the time and he said my name for the first time last weekend!! Sorry, I'll stop kvelling now.
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy?
A round of drinks to celebrate!
Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yes, including myself.
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
No, but pot and alcohol work like a charm.
Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I don't know; I usually forget them. Which I guess makes me a good person to confide in, huh?
When was the last time someone hit on you?
Some guy made kissy noises at me as I was going to the Quickie Mart.
What did you have for dinner?
Nothing yet; I'm trying to decide what to order.
Can you whistle?
Yes, but it kills the mood during sex.
What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
Everyone loves Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I dunno; are they? Should I think they are? What have you heard?
What area code are you in right now?
718. Holla.
What is your biggest regret?
Not having more self-confidence in college (that's code for "not fucking more").
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
Last night with my husband. I'd tell you about it, but it's so cute it would make you nauseous.
What movie do you know every line to?
EVERY line? Gone With the Wind. But I know MOST lines to many other movies, including, but not limited to:
Clerks
Star Wars (the real trilogy, not the new shit)
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Pulp Fiction
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
It Happened One Night
Heathers
A Hard Day's Night
Help
The Princess Bride
How many chairs are at your dining room table?
We don't have a dining room, nor a dining room table. We eat at the coffee table in the living room like savages.
What is your favorite salad dressing?
Asian ginger.
Do you read for fun?
Yep. Used to read for profit, too, but not anymore.
Can you speak any languages other than English?
I know some French (Peat thinks I'm fluent, which is just complete merde), and I could probably get by in Spanish, if I had to.
Do you do your own dishes?
Who else's dishes would I do?
What color is your bedroom painted?
Blue. It's like sleeping inside a giant blueberry. But I like it.
Have you ever cried in public?
Sure. I'm a big sap. Sit me down in front of Return of the King and I'll cry on command.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Nope, 2 tatts are enough. And the thought of piercing anything chills my blood. I had enough trouble with my ears.
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
No. But they usually do anyway, and if I try to pay they get all macho.
What to snack on at the movie theaters?
Popcorn and twizzlers.
Who was your favorite teacher?
I had a few: Mr. Amitrano, Mr. Provenzano, Mme. Cortial-Eisner, Mme. Juery, Mr. Ostrow, Mrs. Regelman, Mr. Mike, Mr. Menza and Mr. Morehouse.
Have you ever dated someone out of your race?
If you mean Jewish, I've ONLY dated people out of my race. If you mean hooked up with, I'm a United Nations of face sucking (race/nationality/whatever): African-American, Colombian, Indian, German, Italian, Irish, and Jewish.
What was your favorite class in high school?
Acting, thank you!
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
I have a few: vodka tonic, Shiraz wine, pina coladas, and kahlua. The problem is, I'm a lightweight.
What is your mother's hometown?
Born in New Haven, raised in Brooklyn and Malverne, Long Island.
How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
As many as possible!!!!!
What was the last thing to scare you?
Low-flying planes this afternoon. Sad to say, they do that now.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
Yes, but it was Gavin and Danny's fault!!
What is your favorite fruit?
I like most fruit, but either raspberries or pineapple.
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
33. Holy shit.
Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Yes. Extremely. Especially in printed pieces.
Do you believe in life on other planets?
"Believe"? I dunno. Think there may be? Most probably.
What was the last thing you ate?
Cake for a co-worker's birthday. But it was disappointing.
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
I'm a guy's girl, mainly cos I'm a nerd magnet.
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
The first photo of me dressed up is as the Bionic Woman.
How did your parents pick your name?
My mom just liked it.
What celebrities have you been compared to?
A homeless guy once said I look like Amy Fisher.
Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Yoda, until he was turned into a CGI joke.
What books, if any, have made you cry?
So many. Old Yeller, To Kill a Mockingbird, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Return of the King, and especially The Giving Tree. I told you I'm a sap.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Yeah. Old habits die hard.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Stephen, for my father's father. I was going to be Stephanie originally, but my mom vetoed that.
Happy Groundhog Day!
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