someone else's list, 2004
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Hank Stuever's list of what's in for 2004.
So we'll be down in the spider hole if you need us, with our neat new friend Scarlett Johansson (in!) or maybe Elijah Wood (out?), hiding from Fox News, orange alerts, the next 50 Cent album and that creeeeepy-looking Mel Gibson Jesus movie. We're also dodging any more essays about Paris Hilton and/or the effect of the celebutante on modern culture. It's safe down here -- no Blaster worms, flu superstrains or Karl Rove. Plus we have time to write children's books, practice our frog march, unstitch the cholo monograms from our cigarette pants, and work on our robot. (Our girl robot.)
earworm: "You Ain't Got a Hold On Me," Mark Kozolek
random rec: not answering the phone
namecheck: Susan Marie "I'm Never Sure Whether to Hyphenate Your Name or Not" Groppi
So we'll be down in the spider hole if you need us, with our neat new friend Scarlett Johansson (in!) or maybe Elijah Wood (out?), hiding from Fox News, orange alerts, the next 50 Cent album and that creeeeepy-looking Mel Gibson Jesus movie. We're also dodging any more essays about Paris Hilton and/or the effect of the celebutante on modern culture. It's safe down here -- no Blaster worms, flu superstrains or Karl Rove. Plus we have time to write children's books, practice our frog march, unstitch the cholo monograms from our cigarette pants, and work on our robot. (Our girl robot.)
earworm: "You Ain't Got a Hold On Me," Mark Kozolek
random rec: not answering the phone
namecheck: Susan Marie "I'm Never Sure Whether to Hyphenate Your Name or Not" Groppi
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