Apparently, researchers and Bristol University have found a correlation between shaving, sex, and death.

The findings show that men who don’t shave every day are less likely to be married and are more likely to be blue-collar workers. They also have fewer orgasms, tend to be shorter, and to suffer from angina.

They don't say, but I assume they're talking about men shaving their face. Anyway, could this be saying more about women than men, necessarily? That women prefer clean-shaven men, so that men who shave more often get more nooky, and subsequently relieve more stress, thus causing a lower incidence of health problems?

Hmm...