Thinking as a Hobby

I don't go to Krispy Kreme that often, but when I do, I expect my damn free donut.

But now that the Dallas area is "an established market" (meaning our fat asses are now hooked on their donuts), they've discontinued the practice.

On Monday, Krispy Kreme Doughnut Corp. stopped offering a free sample to every customer who walked into its six North Texas stores while the "hot doughnuts" light was on, altering what many patrons had believed was a permanent policy.

Fuckers.

They've learned well from crack dealers. Ah well, I'll turn the tables on them. There's a Korean donut store just across the street. No free samples there, either. But the lady is much nicer than the disgrunted KK drones slaving over the conveyor belt.

How you like that, ya Korporate sons-a-bitches?!?




	Thinking as a Hobby Home Get Email Updates LINKS JournalScan Email Me Admin Password Remember Me 3477668 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-04-24 12:27 PM Dealing Donuts Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (3) I don't go to Krispy Kreme that often, but when I do, I expect my damn free donut. But now that the Dallas area is "an established market" (meaning our fat asses are now hooked on their donuts), they've discontinued the practice. On Monday, Krispy Kreme Doughnut Corp. stopped offering a free sample to every customer who walked into its six North Texas stores while the "hot doughnuts" light was on, altering what many patrons had believed was a permanent policy. Fuckers. They've learned well from crack dealers. Ah well, I'll turn the tables on them. There's a Korean donut store just across the street. No free samples there, either. But the lady is much nicer than the disgrunted KK drones slaving over the conveyor belt. How you like that, ya Korporate sons-a-bitches?!? Read/Post Comments (3) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top