Silly Thinking

Doug and Jim are off (no suprise there) but not to worry... we have dead celebrities!!!

So now without further ado here is former American industialist and icon CHARLES FOSTER KANE!!!


Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. I think it would be fun to run a web site. So I thought I would publish my statement of principles.

1. Spend inherited fortune foolishly.
2. Get into loveless marriage and ignore wife.
3. Run for public office.
4. Have affair with prostitute.
5. Destroy marriage and career; wed prostitute.
6. Insist prostitute/wife can sing. Build Opera house and make her do complex opera.
7. Imprison no talent wife/prostitute in large gloomy house.
8. Shave head; take on appearance of Humpty Dumpty. Go on rampage.
9. Die alone after ignoring all advice and driving everyone around you away.
10. On death bed state love for childhood toy and nothing else.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen and good evening to you. I must return to Hell now.



Thank you Charles Foster Kane. We will be back tommorow for another guest dead celebrity on "Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain- Who cares We've lost all our Readers- Now with Guest Writer Jim Farris Who Writes More Than Links
And Has Lost All Three of You And Balanced".