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Hi reader and welcome to "Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain" now union made.
I'm Jim Farris filling in for Douglas while he is busy putting the finishing touches on his upcoming X-pose on Russian Mail Order Brides and The Fall of Communisim.
For potential advertisers and investors we have been asked to profile our readers and qualify the demographic makeup that supports us here at "Silly Thinking".
We hired the "Apricot Marketing Profile and Research Group" out of Boston Mass at a huge expense to conduct our unfettered research and panel profilling. This is the same group the esteemed Oregon Symphony used when they tracked in house trends two years ago that ended up in the murder of Norman Leyden last summer.
Here is a profile of our reader. (Note: this is not symbolic of all our readers. We have one reader, so Tony this is for you.)
His name is Tony (We were asked not to reveal his last name).
Born in San Diego California in 1971 to manic depressive parents, Gabe and Sylvia Masternate.
Tony completed high school with an A- average. Major intrests (at that time) included:
Smoking
Movies
Mathmatics
Money
Weaponry
Hate Crimes
The Three Stooges
Camus
and Picnic-style foods.
Tony went on to college where he recieved a Bachelor of Arts Degree in English.
He settled in Donald, Oregon and became a Bank Tellers assistant in 1994.
He was married in 1995 to Deborah who was a manic depressive. Divorced in 1995. No children.
Current intrests include:
Newsmakers.
Color.
Abbreviations.
Internet Sex and information.
Blonde girls.
Breasts.
Moderatly priced take out food.
Reality based television.
The Middle East.
Home made explosive devices.
The Presidency.
Handguns.
Aquiring manure (and uses there of).
Political extremisim.
Pilot training.
Domestic air travel.
Recent On line visits:
Silly Thinking.
Al-Jazeera.
KA-BOOM.
The White House Virtual Tour.
La Francais La Realitie News.
The Fiction Of Douglas Lain.
PENIS EXTENTION IS NOW REALITY.
Live Co-Ed Webcam.
Freedom Fighters Militia.
BIG BOOBS.
Ben Laden Construction, Saudi Arabia.
Recent films (last four months):
"Jeepers Creepers 2"
"House OF 10,000 Maniacs"
"House of The Dead"
"Under The Tuscan Sun"
"Dumb And Dumberer"
Recent Library aquistions (care of the Justice Department Website):
"Home Made Bombs Made Easy"
"9/11 What Went Wrong?"
"Kitchen Remodelling"
"Midwife Training Handbook"
"Over New York"
"Over Los Angeles"
"Over San Fransisco"
"Over Seattle"
"Over Miami"
"Over Eugene"
"A Charge To Keep"
We have much more available upon request. We would like to thank Tony and The Apricot Group and hope you find the information useful.
Join us tommorow, Tony, for "Celebrinet" and Wednesday for Douglas Lain's "Wednesdays With Douglas Lain" report "Commie Hotties: The Fall of Communisim and the Rise Of the Mail Order Bride Business".
All the information and entertainment you'll ever need on the internet, Tony, "Silly Thinking With Douglas Lain" now union made!
I'm Jim Farris filling in for Douglas while he is busy putting the finishing touches on his upcoming X-pose on Russian Mail Order Brides and The Fall of Communisim.
For potential advertisers and investors we have been asked to profile our readers and qualify the demographic makeup that supports us here at "Silly Thinking".
We hired the "Apricot Marketing Profile and Research Group" out of Boston Mass at a huge expense to conduct our unfettered research and panel profilling. This is the same group the esteemed Oregon Symphony used when they tracked in house trends two years ago that ended up in the murder of Norman Leyden last summer.
Here is a profile of our reader. (Note: this is not symbolic of all our readers. We have one reader, so Tony this is for you.)
His name is Tony (We were asked not to reveal his last name).
Born in San Diego California in 1971 to manic depressive parents, Gabe and Sylvia Masternate.
Tony completed high school with an A- average. Major intrests (at that time) included:
Smoking
Movies
Mathmatics
Money
Weaponry
Hate Crimes
The Three Stooges
Camus
and Picnic-style foods.
Tony went on to college where he recieved a Bachelor of Arts Degree in English.
He settled in Donald, Oregon and became a Bank Tellers assistant in 1994.
He was married in 1995 to Deborah who was a manic depressive. Divorced in 1995. No children.
Current intrests include:
Newsmakers.
Color.
Abbreviations.
Internet Sex and information.
Blonde girls.
Breasts.
Moderatly priced take out food.
Reality based television.
The Middle East.
Home made explosive devices.
The Presidency.
Handguns.
Aquiring manure (and uses there of).
Political extremisim.
Pilot training.
Domestic air travel.
Recent On line visits:
Silly Thinking.
Al-Jazeera.
KA-BOOM.
The White House Virtual Tour.
La Francais La Realitie News.
The Fiction Of Douglas Lain.
PENIS EXTENTION IS NOW REALITY.
Live Co-Ed Webcam.
Freedom Fighters Militia.
BIG BOOBS.
Ben Laden Construction, Saudi Arabia.
Recent films (last four months):
"Jeepers Creepers 2"
"House OF 10,000 Maniacs"
"House of The Dead"
"Under The Tuscan Sun"
"Dumb And Dumberer"
Recent Library aquistions (care of the Justice Department Website):
"Home Made Bombs Made Easy"
"9/11 What Went Wrong?"
"Kitchen Remodelling"
"Midwife Training Handbook"
"Over New York"
"Over Los Angeles"
"Over San Fransisco"
"Over Seattle"
"Over Miami"
"Over Eugene"
"A Charge To Keep"
We have much more available upon request. We would like to thank Tony and The Apricot Group and hope you find the information useful.
Join us tommorow, Tony, for "Celebrinet" and Wednesday for Douglas Lain's "Wednesdays With Douglas Lain" report "Commie Hotties: The Fall of Communisim and the Rise Of the Mail Order Bride Business".
All the information and entertainment you'll ever need on the internet, Tony, "Silly Thinking With Douglas Lain" now union made!
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