Silly Thinking

It's Saturday here at "Silly Thinking" and you know what that means....

COME ON AUDIENCE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.....ARE YOU GUYS FRIGGIN DEAD YOURSELVES?
GOOD LORD WAKE UP YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS, SHOW YOURSELVES. SEND BACK FEEDBACK YOU BUNCH OF SEDATED SHEEP!


It's time for "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities"... that's what it means. One of our award winning and most popular features.



And now a real Saturday treat for you. A wonderful entertainer and dead person. MISS PEGGY LEE!!!!



Hi ladies and gentlemen welcome to "Silly Thinking"... Mortie...

"is this all there is?
Is this is all there is?
Is this all there is to death, then keep on dancing...
Lets break out the booze and have some fun... if this is all there is to death..."

I'm Peggy Lee and the void that is death is long and empty. I'm bored man. I mean really nothing. I'm in white against a white backdrop 24-7. There's me and occasionally a lawyer from Disney who keeps re-explaining to me why I don't get any more money from "The Lady And The Tramp".
Souless monsters by the way. Disney is chock full of souless monsters.
Mortie...

"He's a tramp but I love him, breaks a new heart..."


S.M.: "I'm sorry Dead Ms. Lee but you can't sing that one. It belongs to Disney."


"See what I mean? Souless monsters are a drag. Like you guys don't know. There "in the world of the living" as you call it where souless monsters rule. Does 'souless' have two L's or one?
What difference does it make?

"...when that's all there is...even after death..."


Thank you Dead Peggy Lee for a real downer. An uplifting downer but a downer all the same. We'll be back tommorow with more dead celebrities and be sure to join us next Friday for the premiere of "The Marlon Brando Show" right here on the only webzine blog page you'll ever need "Silly Thinking With Douglas Lain" now union made.