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It's time for our regular Tuesday feature "Celebrinet" with Sy Gold. So without further ado lets go to Ft. Lauderdale Florida and our own SY GOLD...
HIYA KIDDIES.... LET'S GO TO PRESS... AND REMEMBER... YOU READ IT HERE... FIRST!!!!!
THE ARTIST KNOWN ONCE AGAIN AS PRINCE has turned from performer to PREACHER!!! UGGHH! THE ANDROGINOUS ONE IS NOW A COMMITED JEOVAH'S WITNESS and bothering old friends by showing up at thier homes and trying to convert them to "THE PATH". This all comes from a couple in Minneapolis who were visited by FATHER PRINCE who tried to talk them out of bieng Jews!!!
I WONDER IF CHRIST DRIVES A RED CORVETTE? AYYEEEWHAT!?? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
Las Vegas wax-like "entertainer" WAYNE (DONKEYSHANE) NEWTON will recieve the BOB HOPE LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD from the LAS VEGAS COMEDY FESTIVAL next month... I KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE A WAX FIGURE OF DRACULA BUT SHOULDN'T YOU BE FUNNY TO GET A COMEDY AWARD.. NOT JUST LOOK FUNNY?
MAYBE FATHER PRINCE COULD GET ONE NEXT? AYEEWHAT!? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
AFTER THE SUCCESS OF AHHHNOOLLD in CALIFREAKONIA JERRY SPRINGER (SPANIEL) Is seriously thinking of re-entering politics again.
So is "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD" hack and SCWARTZENFRIEND PAT O' BRIEN.
SPRINGER (SPANIEL) is eyeing a Senate seat from Ohio and O'BRIEN is thinking of the governor's mansion in South Dakota.
My friends this is a dangerous trend and if you elect me Governor of Florida I'll put a stop to it. GOLD IN '04!!!! AYEEWHAT!!!! YOU VOTED FOR IT HERE FIRST!!!!
FAY DOCUMENTARIAN KEN BURNS married his LONG TIME GIRLFRIEND!!!! JULIA BROWN in New Hampshire over the weekend. WELL SHUT MY MOUTH! I NEVER WOULDA GUESSED!!! SEVERAL SCRATCHED UP BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS ATTENDED THE PRIVATE AFFAIR.
HOW ABOUT IT? AYYYEEWHAT??? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
WIERDO MAGIC MAN DAVID BLAINE emerged from a small box in England where he has been on display starving himself to death for 44 days. SEZ THE MAGIC MAN "I've learned more in that little box than I have in years. Nothing makes any sense anyway..."
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT BLAINIAC!
Well kiddies gotta go watch me MARLINS trounce the YANKS today.... OH AND SPEAKING OF THE MARLINS dont miss the PREM of my main man MARLON BRANDO'S NEW SHOW right here at "SILLY THINKING" THIS FRIDAY. IT'LLL BE BOFFFO BABY!!!!
NOW HANG AROUND FOR DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN'S CRAZY CLEBRITY POP UP PHOTO CRAZY GAME...IT'S CAARRAAAZZZYYY BAAAYBBBY. AND REMEMBER KIDDIES YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!
Remember to enter your choices for todays mix-n-match celebrity photo crazy game! Here are last week's crazy answers! Woah!!!
Q: What do these pictures have in common?
A: They're all fuckin' puppets!
This week Molly Ringwald sez:
They're all fuckin' puppets!
It's time for our regular Tuesday feature "Celebrinet" with Sy Gold. So without further ado lets go to Ft. Lauderdale Florida and our own SY GOLD...
HIYA KIDDIES.... LET'S GO TO PRESS... AND REMEMBER... YOU READ IT HERE... FIRST!!!!!
THE ARTIST KNOWN ONCE AGAIN AS PRINCE has turned from performer to PREACHER!!! UGGHH! THE ANDROGINOUS ONE IS NOW A COMMITED JEOVAH'S WITNESS and bothering old friends by showing up at thier homes and trying to convert them to "THE PATH". This all comes from a couple in Minneapolis who were visited by FATHER PRINCE who tried to talk them out of bieng Jews!!!
I WONDER IF CHRIST DRIVES A RED CORVETTE? AYYEEEWHAT!?? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
Las Vegas wax-like "entertainer" WAYNE (DONKEYSHANE) NEWTON will recieve the BOB HOPE LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD from the LAS VEGAS COMEDY FESTIVAL next month... I KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE A WAX FIGURE OF DRACULA BUT SHOULDN'T YOU BE FUNNY TO GET A COMEDY AWARD.. NOT JUST LOOK FUNNY?
MAYBE FATHER PRINCE COULD GET ONE NEXT? AYEEWHAT!? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
AFTER THE SUCCESS OF AHHHNOOLLD in CALIFREAKONIA JERRY SPRINGER (SPANIEL) Is seriously thinking of re-entering politics again.
So is "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD" hack and SCWARTZENFRIEND PAT O' BRIEN.
SPRINGER (SPANIEL) is eyeing a Senate seat from Ohio and O'BRIEN is thinking of the governor's mansion in South Dakota.
My friends this is a dangerous trend and if you elect me Governor of Florida I'll put a stop to it. GOLD IN '04!!!! AYEEWHAT!!!! YOU VOTED FOR IT HERE FIRST!!!!
FAY DOCUMENTARIAN KEN BURNS married his LONG TIME GIRLFRIEND!!!! JULIA BROWN in New Hampshire over the weekend. WELL SHUT MY MOUTH! I NEVER WOULDA GUESSED!!! SEVERAL SCRATCHED UP BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS ATTENDED THE PRIVATE AFFAIR.
HOW ABOUT IT? AYYYEEWHAT??? YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
WIERDO MAGIC MAN DAVID BLAINE emerged from a small box in England where he has been on display starving himself to death for 44 days. SEZ THE MAGIC MAN "I've learned more in that little box than I have in years. Nothing makes any sense anyway..."
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT BLAINIAC!
Well kiddies gotta go watch me MARLINS trounce the YANKS today.... OH AND SPEAKING OF THE MARLINS dont miss the PREM of my main man MARLON BRANDO'S NEW SHOW right here at "SILLY THINKING" THIS FRIDAY. IT'LLL BE BOFFFO BABY!!!!
NOW HANG AROUND FOR DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN'S CRAZY CLEBRITY POP UP PHOTO CRAZY GAME...IT'S CAARRAAAZZZYYY BAAAYBBBY. AND REMEMBER KIDDIES YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!
Remember to enter your choices for todays mix-n-match celebrity photo crazy game! Here are last week's crazy answers! Woah!!!
Q: What do these pictures have in common?
A: They're all fuckin' puppets!
This week Molly Ringwald sez:
They're all fuckin' puppets!
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