Silly Thinking

Hello reader and welcome to "Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain"... now union made.

It's Saturday and I'm sure you know what that means....

COME ON PEOPLE! IT'S SATURDAY WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

I COULD BE HERE ALL DAY. C'MON!

It's time for our internet award winning weekend feature "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities"

HELLO? ANYBODY HOME?

Anyway, today we have a great dead person for you...
a television icon and film star.
She made her mark on TV on the tremendously succesful "I Love Lucy" series. We all knew her by her first name... so here is Dead Lucy herself- Lucille Ball!!!


Lucy: Good evenning ladies and gentlemen... how does that sound? TOo formal. Uh ohh, it's almost three, Ricky will be home any minute and if he finds out I'm on "Silly Thinking" without his permission...Eeeeuuughhhh."


EM: "Hi Lucy. What are you doing?"


Lucy: Ethel! You scared me. I thought you were Ricky! I'm working on my column for "Silly Thinking" and I don't want Ricky to know.


EM: OHHH he'll be mad. Ricky told you not to that.


Lucy: I know, but that Douglas Lain is so nice and it will just be this one time....Ohhhh! I hear him coming Ethel. Help me. Hide "Silly Thinking" for me.


EM: OHHHH no you don't. I am not going to help you out of this one girl.


Lucy: Oh... well... maybe Fred would like to know that you have a lesbian lover in 5-G and you got to lesbian bars....


EM: Ohhhhh. That's blackmail.


Lucy: That's right!


EM: Where do I hide?


Lucy: In the closet. Get in there.


RR: LUCY! I'M HOME!!!


Lucy: Hello dear.


RR: So aren you goin' to azk me how my day went?


Lucy: Of course dear, how was your day.


RR: Well Jerry got me un appointment with Douglas Lain to go on "Silly Thinkin" and I can take you and the Merzes with me. What do you think about that?


Lucy: UHHHGGHHUUU.


RR: whas amatter. I thought you be happy.


Lucy: I am dear I am... it's just... that... I... well...


RR: LUCY? Whas a matter? Why yu akin funny?


Lucy: Me? Im not akin funny.


RR: Yes you are. Now you tell me whas rong.


Lucy: Whas rong? Weeellll. I don't have anything to wear.. dear. I can't go on "Silly Thinking" in my old clothes.


RR: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I know you were goin to say that. SO Ima goin hang up my coat and den you and me are going down to de store and pick out de nicest dress in the shop.


Lucy: OH RICKY! That's marvelous. I'll be the best dressed woman on "Silly Thinking". Ohh Ricky... hang up your coat? NO RICKY don't hang up your coat!


RR: Why not honey? Jeez. ETHEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN DE CLOSET?


EM: Hi Rick. I'm... ohh.. waiting for my lesbian lover..


RR: WHAT? Git out of der RIGHT NOW. Now I want to know wha you girls have been up to. Right now!


Lucy: Well... Ethel was just helping me... with some new recipes. See she has them in her hand. You'd better go now Ethel. Thanks for helping me with those recipes...


RR: Lemme see those thins.
'Good evenning ladies and gentlemen..' WHA KINDA RECIPE IS THIS?


Lucy: Formal dinner party?


RR: LUCY???


Lucy: Well... Mister Douglas Lain called.. and asked if I could be on "Silly Thinking" and I knew you didn't want me to so I thought I'd go on without you and I'm sorry. WHAAAAAAAAAAA WHAAAAA. WHAAAA!


RR: HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA. Lucy! I asked Mister Douglas Lain to call you and suprise you! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HA!
Oh honey! I love you.


Lucy: And I love you.. WHAAAAA! WHAHHAAAAA!

THE END.


Well thank you Lucy, Desi and Vivian Vance. And of course Madelyn Pugh and Bob Carroll for writing today's episode. See ya tommorow when the cast of "Bonanza" get's a chance to appear on "Silly Thinking" until Hop Sing makes the invitation into a stew!