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Good Morning Ladies And Gentlemen I'm Lawrence B. Silly. President of "Silly Thinking".

I have two brief announcements today:

1) "Silly Thinking" was sad to accept the resignation of Douglas Lain as regional vice president of "Silly Thinking" in the Pacific Northwest. Doug explained that he wanted to spend more time with his family... his beautiful wife Nedra, the twins Barney and Betty, and his oldest son Benjamin.
Douglas has been an important part of "The Silly Thinking" family and will be sorely missed. But we understand that new opportunities beckon and wish him and his beautiful family, his wife Sandra, the twins Gregor and The Baroness, and his oldest son Benjamin, the best in all thier new pursuits.

2) We are happy to announce a new regional vice president here at "Silly Thinking", in charge of the Pacific Northwest. He's a popular internet star and we were lucky to get him. Ladies and Gentlemen I'm proud to present to you our new "Silly Thinking" V.P.: PEPPER THE CAT. Pepper is an internet hero to thousands and will bring his no how and huge audience to us here at "Silly Thinking". I was thrilled when Pepper accepted our offer and I know if your an old friend or new to Pepper you'll find his style a refreshing change.

Pepper will be accepting his new positon in a few weeks after our new P.R. campaign gets under way. Look for the "PEPPER IS HERE!" banners in supermarkets and crack houses all over the United States in a few days.
I, myself, have submitted my application for a new positon at The Boston Zoo website and may be leaving very soon myself. If that happens I will be replaced by a rolled up wall to wall carpet from Monsanto.

Thank you everyone and thank you Pepper!




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