Silly Thinking

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From Hollywood! It's "The Marlon Brando Show"! Starring Marlon Brando....



Marlon's guests tonight...

A New member of the "Silly Thinking" family: PEPPER THE CAT...



and from "Everybody Loves Raymond" funny man BRAD GARRETT...


with musical group: OASIS!



with Sy Henderson and the Marlon Brando Orchestra...


I'm Leonard Peltier.....


and now... HERE'S... MARLON BRANDO!!!!!

(Applause)


MB: Thank you. Please stop applauding. Stop applauding please. SHUT UP! WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
Here at the top of the show I wanted to discuss something that happened... yesterday. You probably read about it in the funny papers.. or something. The executive here at "Silly Thinking" who brought me on. Who convinced me like a light to come here... who was so much a gentlemen. Like... he was made of ice cream this man... Mister Douggly Wouggly... Wouggly...Douggly. Mister Douggly Wouggly... Lain was fired. Or resigned if you belive that crap.
He was fired by the mutts and pimps and pigs who run things here. This Ice Cream man who was so great to me.
Whatya got?
So great to me.. was shoved over like old cabbage. And I just wanted to take this moment to say.. "Look what they did to my boy..." and wish Douggly Wouggly and his beautiful, georgeous wife Lucinda and thier adorable twins Stanley and Stella...STELLA!!!
STELLA..... STELLA.... and thier older special son Benjamin the very best.
God bless and keep you all tight my friends.
I'm devistated.
Leonard do you know what I mean?


LP: Yes. Yes sir. HAHA HA HA. Yes.


MB: You rat bastard.
But I'm a team player. I came here to do a show.. and it's nothing. This is nothing. It's less than the remains of my orange grove that I grew in my sock drawer with hydropodics. Did I ever tell you about that Leonard?


LP: No sir. No. HHAHAHA HA. No sir.


MB: One more time. You do that one more time and I'm coming over there chief.. and I'll beat you within an inch of your life. STELLA!!! STELLA!!!!


LP: HA HA HA HA HA. Yes!!!


MB: Your on thin ice chief... I'm warning you.
Now I'd like to welcome a new member of our "Silly Thinking " family to our show. Please meet Pepper The Cat.

(small appplause)




MB: So.. you are.. what? A cat... right?




MB: I'm over here. Look at me when I talk to you. What kind of cat are you? What kind of feline... thing are you?




MB: What is this? Look at me when I'm talking to you.
Look if Mr. Jinx or Tom and Jerry try to set up a meeting with you. They'll do it some place safe and one of them will betray you and you'll be killed.




MB: Don't you bare your teeth at me you little bastard. What? Oh one of your people tells me you were yawning. Are you bored?




MB: I'm over here you little son of a bitch.
That's it. I'm going to play hide the butter with this cat in a minute.




MB: Alright you cocksucker. I'm done for today. That's it...... They can shove it up their ass....


LP: Marlon Brando's suits by Everwear Patio Coverings. This has been a MarBranDougWoug production in association with Silly Thinking and Harpo Productions. This web page was pre-recorded. Good night.