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Hi someone.
It's Tuesday and here at "Silly Thinking" that means we are off to Florida to get the inside scoop on celebrity do's and dont's.
Let's head to Ft. Lauderdale to visit with the man with all the dirt! Here's SY GOLD...
HI YA KIDDIES HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY AND REMEMBER... YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!
LET'S GO TO PRESS!
FLASH! The ROYALS IN MERRY OLDE ENGLAND are fuming over the unspoken rumor about PRINCE CHARLES! The EAR FLAPPING HIER TO THE ENGLISH CROWN has denied the dirt before it was made public... (EYEEWHAT!!!?)but it seems a ROYAL SERVANT has said that BONNY PRINCE CHARLIE was a little more BONNY than PRINCE when he KISSED 'IM!!! Seems PRINCEEE may be a little 'ELLO!
Frankly I doubt it. HE AIN'T PRETTY ENUFF!!! AYYYEEWHAAT!YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
CHUCK'S son WILLIAM (Who is pretty enuff- don't you agree olde bean?) has THE HOTS for DESTINY'S CHILD lead songer BEYONCE. Seems DIANA'S EXTRA CUITE SON'S crush was made public by PRINCIE POO CHARLIE when he met the popster and said: "Both my sons have your album, and I think Will quite fancies you.." (Actually he does sound like a little POOFTER to me). BEYONCE blushed redder than a beet and thought CHUCK would be in trouble when he got home for being so forward. WILL is going to jolly old Wembley to hear her sing with 'is posse this week and has arranged to meet the singer backstage.
"I'm thrilled-Will is very good looking," said BEYONCE. I'm sure CHARLIE'S pals down at the.. uhmm... local pub... yeah that's it... say the same thing. AYYYEEEWHATT!!! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST...OLDE BEAN!!!!
EX GUBBBENER JESSE VENTURA'S MANAGER has written a tell all book 'bout the former wrestler turned MINN GUB. DAN CREED won't talk about the contents but the cover art shows a FLUFFY PINK BOA wrapped around the governor's mansion!!!!
Maybe THE BODY ought to get his arse over to da mudder country and meet THE EAR for drinks!!?? AYYYEWHHAATT!!! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
OSCAR WINNING CUTIE GWYNETH PALTROW is building a house in Spain. Seems GWYN goes SPANISH 8 times a year and always stay with the family she foriegn Xchanged with years ago when she was in high school. They must be sick of her 'cause they bought a plot of land next to theirs and told her to build her own bloody house! Sounds like a sitcom to me! AYYEEWHAAAT! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
AND FINALLY... CAN YOU FOLLOW THIS ONE?
MULTIPLAT RAPPER JUVENILE has a warrant out for his arrest in N'ORLEANS. Seems da rapper is behind in his child support payments. JUVENILE AIN'T PAYING CHILD SUPPORT?? TO HISSSELF I GUESS!!!??? AYYYEWHO?
Well dat's dat kiddies. See ya next week. EVEN THOUGH DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN TOOK OFF FOR THE WILD BLUE I WONDER WHAT MOLLY SEZ?
AYEEEWHAT!!!? AND REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!
This week Molly Ringwald sez:
There's no thinking like Silly Thinking!
It's Tuesday and here at "Silly Thinking" that means we are off to Florida to get the inside scoop on celebrity do's and dont's.
Let's head to Ft. Lauderdale to visit with the man with all the dirt! Here's SY GOLD...
HI YA KIDDIES HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY AND REMEMBER... YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!
LET'S GO TO PRESS!
FLASH! The ROYALS IN MERRY OLDE ENGLAND are fuming over the unspoken rumor about PRINCE CHARLES! The EAR FLAPPING HIER TO THE ENGLISH CROWN has denied the dirt before it was made public... (EYEEWHAT!!!?)but it seems a ROYAL SERVANT has said that BONNY PRINCE CHARLIE was a little more BONNY than PRINCE when he KISSED 'IM!!! Seems PRINCEEE may be a little 'ELLO!
Frankly I doubt it. HE AIN'T PRETTY ENUFF!!! AYYYEEWHAAT!YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
CHUCK'S son WILLIAM (Who is pretty enuff- don't you agree olde bean?) has THE HOTS for DESTINY'S CHILD lead songer BEYONCE. Seems DIANA'S EXTRA CUITE SON'S crush was made public by PRINCIE POO CHARLIE when he met the popster and said: "Both my sons have your album, and I think Will quite fancies you.." (Actually he does sound like a little POOFTER to me). BEYONCE blushed redder than a beet and thought CHUCK would be in trouble when he got home for being so forward. WILL is going to jolly old Wembley to hear her sing with 'is posse this week and has arranged to meet the singer backstage.
"I'm thrilled-Will is very good looking," said BEYONCE. I'm sure CHARLIE'S pals down at the.. uhmm... local pub... yeah that's it... say the same thing. AYYYEEEWHATT!!! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST...OLDE BEAN!!!!
EX GUBBBENER JESSE VENTURA'S MANAGER has written a tell all book 'bout the former wrestler turned MINN GUB. DAN CREED won't talk about the contents but the cover art shows a FLUFFY PINK BOA wrapped around the governor's mansion!!!!
Maybe THE BODY ought to get his arse over to da mudder country and meet THE EAR for drinks!!?? AYYYEWHHAATT!!! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
OSCAR WINNING CUTIE GWYNETH PALTROW is building a house in Spain. Seems GWYN goes SPANISH 8 times a year and always stay with the family she foriegn Xchanged with years ago when she was in high school. They must be sick of her 'cause they bought a plot of land next to theirs and told her to build her own bloody house! Sounds like a sitcom to me! AYYEEWHAAAT! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
AND FINALLY... CAN YOU FOLLOW THIS ONE?
MULTIPLAT RAPPER JUVENILE has a warrant out for his arrest in N'ORLEANS. Seems da rapper is behind in his child support payments. JUVENILE AIN'T PAYING CHILD SUPPORT?? TO HISSSELF I GUESS!!!??? AYYYEWHO?
Well dat's dat kiddies. See ya next week. EVEN THOUGH DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN TOOK OFF FOR THE WILD BLUE I WONDER WHAT MOLLY SEZ?
AYEEEWHAT!!!? AND REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!
This week Molly Ringwald sez:
There's no thinking like Silly Thinking!
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