Silly Thinking

(cue music)

From Hollywood!


It's "The MARLON BRANDO SHOW"...

starring Marlon Brando.


Marlon's guest's tonight...

The king of pop MICHAEL JACKSON!


And the queen of Hollywood... Miss ELIZABETH TAYLOR!!!


With Sy Henderson and The Marlon Brando Orchestra.


I'm Leonard Peltier...

And Now MISTER MARLON BRANDO!!!!!


MB: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you folks. Stop it.
In the name of God and all that's holy STOP THAT!
Well good evenning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to my show...


LB: Excuse me?


MB: What? Oh look. What a suprise it's Linda Blair....

(small applause)


LB: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry to interupt your show Mister Brando..


MB: Marlon, please call me Marlon...and you can do anything you want because you just took over "Silly Thinking" didn't you young lady? Congratulations...


LB: I don't think I did. But, thank you ladies and gentlemen.

(smaller appaluse)


LB: I don't think I did. But in any case...


MB: You look upset my dear whats the matter?


LB: I am a little upset... you see...


MB: What is it?


LB: They spelled my name wrong. It's Blair not Blare. Linda Blair.


MB: Oh I can see why you'd be upset. But they did the same thing to me.


LB: They did?


MB: Of course. Look at this sign from my first show here...

THE MARLON BLARE SHOW


MB: See they do that to everybody.


LB: I feel better now. A little better.


MB: Linda Blair everyone.


LB: Thank you everyone. Thank you Marlon...


MB: You were marvelous...

(small applause)


MB: Wasn't that fun? Wasn't she sweet to come over here for a little fun?

(applause)


MB: Here's THE KING OF POP! MICHAEL JACKSON!


MJ: OHHH OHHH UHHHOHH. Yes! thank you everyone. Thank you Marlon. Hello Sy, Leonard. Thank you everyone.


MB: Michael Jackson...


MJ: Yes. It's great to be here.


MB: Michael you and I are friends.


MJ: Uhhmm humm. We are friends. Because we have so much in common.


MB: we do. And Michael.. I just want to thank you again for having me over to never never land. Your home, the carnival rides, the llamas. it's wonderful.


MJ: Yes I had Mister Brando over for dinner and you had Mcdonald's throw a bag over the wall. You did.


MB: Well, a man's gotta eat.

(laughter and applause)


MB: But it's really marvelous.


MJ: I Love your show. It's a great show. Isn't it great?

(applause)


MB: My next guest is a good friend of ours. Miss Elizabeth Taylor!!!!


ET: Thank... you. Thank... you. You... are... very.... kind. Thank... you.


MB: Eliazabeth.


ET: Yes... and Michael. How's that baby?


MJ: Bubbles? I mean.. baby. He's fine.


MB: Elizabeth. We made a movIe together. Remember?


ET: How could I forget..." Reflections... In A Goldeen Eye".


MB: That's right and we were married and I was a homosexual.


ET: Go figure.


MB: Yeah what was I nuts? Hey Michael did you ever play a homosexual?


MJ: Well...


MB: In the movies?


MJ: Well I only made one movie...


MB: Yeah Captain 3D at Disneyland. You scared the crap out of me. Was he gay?


MJ: Well two if you count that one. I was in "The Wiz".


MB: "The Wiz"? With Nipsey Russell? That Wiz?


MJ: Yes. and Miss Ross.


MB: Who the hell is that?


MJ: Miss Diana.


MB: You lost me kid. Hey Liz.. you were great in "The Flintstones".


ET: Well... yes. In those days Hollywood was different than it is now. You couldn't just walk around. You... had to... be driven. In those days... a star....


MB: Yeah. You were married to Richard Burton.


ET: Tw...ice. I was married to him twice.


MB: That must have been crazy.


ET: In those days you couldn't just be married... it was a BIG DEAL. Why our own sweet beautiful Michael. you were married... too.


MJ: To Lisa Marie... She was (choke) a hot lady.


MB: Yeah right.
Well I want to thank all my guests: Linda Blair, Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor. I'm sorry we ran out of time and that musical group will just have to come back. Good night.


LP: Marlon Brando's wardrobe by Rush Limbaugh, This blog was recorded.