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Happy Saturday Silly Thinkers!

It's the weekend and you all know what that means.

Don't you?

The weekend.

I'm so tired. It means it's time for our internet award winning feature "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities". Remember?

Anyway... we have a great dead guest joining us today. A wonderful guy and a true TV institution. Let's meet and greet... DEAD MISTER ROGERS....


MR: It's a wonderful day in heaven, a wonderful day for a neighbor, won't you be my, could you be my, won't you be my neighbor?

Hi dead friends. But, you're not dead, are you? You're alive and I'm dead. Do you know what that is? Dead is where you stop breathing and become a smelly corpse. A rotting smelly corpse.

Now, let's take the trolley to the neighborhood of make-believe boys and girls. Let's climb aboard.


TOOT! TOOT! TOOT!


MR: Here we are in fairy land boys and girls and look there's Lady...what the hell is her name? OH I forget. Can you say 'what the hell is her name'?.
Hello Miss. You're old now, aren't you?


Lady Aberlin: Hello, Mister Rogers. I am really old and I haven't worked since you died and left me here in this crummy cardboard world with no money and no way out.


MR: Is Good King Friday here?


Lady Aberlin: Somewhere. His paint started to peel and I put him in my garden as an ornament. In fact all the characters here just stopped when you died and they started to fade, peel, and rot. Most of them are dusty knick knacks now. It's sheer hell Mister Rogers. Thanks a lot.


MR: Well, thanks for sharing. But now I've gotta get back to my place, Lady Whoozzitt.


LA: Ahh shit, Rogers. Take me with you. For the love of God get me out of here.


MR: No room. Bye!

TOOT! TOOT! TOOT!


MR: Well boys and girls Lady Aberlin seemed old bitter and defeated by life. Can you say 'old bitter and defeated'? Sure you can. Now it's time to play the piano and sing songs.


MM: Hey Mister Rogers..


MR: Look who just walked in without knocking. It's Mister McFeeley. Hi Mister Mcfeeley how are you today?


MM: How do I look?


MR: Bad.


MM: I feel even worse, you bastard. Here's your mail, Fred. Now don't say I never did anything for you.


MR: [...]


MM: Hey Fred want to see my pictures?


MR: What pictures are those Mister McFeeley?


MM: Pictures I took of In Sync changing in thier dressing rooms? I took them with my camera. See here are the boys in thier speedos Mister Rogers.


MR: Can you say Speedo's? Of course ya can. Speedos. Well I've got to go back to my heavenly spot now..


MM: Of course you do, you bastard. Where's all that syndication money you promised? I'm dying here with my little camera and my mail route. Hey don't change your shoes. Bastard!


MR: I always change my shoes.


MM: Don't change your sweater. Wait! I have to talk to you.


MR: It was wonderful seeing you all today. I hope you remember to be nice to everybody and all the rest of that crap I used to say. Bye!


MM: Bastard!


Well that was wonderful! Thank you Mister Rogers for visiting with us today.
Welp.. we'll be seeing you tommorow with another great dead person and join us weekdays for "Off The Top Of My Head", the VERY POPULAR "Celebrinet", "The Marlon Brando Show" and all our other stuff that we do here... at "Silly Thinking" the only web blog blogzine page site you'll ever need.