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Hi.
It's Sunday here at "Silly Thinking" and every Sunday we turn to special guest star dead people to help us out on a little feature we call...
A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities.
See how it works? We get dead people to fill the weekends so we don't have to work. It's kind of like what they do on "60 Minutes".
And now here is today's beloved dead celebrity... the creator of the Muppets... and all around odd ball MISTER JIM HENSON!!!
JH: Hi. I'm Jim Henson.
You may recall that I died at a very early age because I refused medical treatment.
Actually, that's not true. Fozzie and Kermit said they would take care of me but I said call an ambulance. They didn't listen. Instead they ran around and ran into one another in a panic but soon I did have a medical team around me. I couldn't see their feet and they were furry with big bug eyes and they were doing routines... jokes.. and they couldn't do anything right. In fact a Sweedish doctor picked up a saw and chased one of the other doctors.. a chicken or bird or something... all around the room shouting jibberish at him. All the while I lay there closer and closer to death.
Then Miss Piggy came in dressed like a nurse, it was a nightmare, and demanded a raise. I remember looking up in the surgical gallery and these two old guys said they didn't know what all the fuss was about because they liked Bill Baird better anyway.
Then I died while the medical team sang some little piece of shit song.
Killed by the incompetence of Muppet doctors and nurses.
See kids, the Muppets are great entertainment, they sing and joke and dance... but you shouldn't count on them in a life and death situation.
That was my big mistake.
Now it's real easy bieng green.
But anyway now I'm here. Where ever this is. I'd like to talk to you some more but Howdy Doody just got some great stuff in from Maui and me and Charlie McCarthy are going to go over there and get TOASTED.
Remember in a life and death struggle: they may be able to ride a bike but they can't save your life:
DON'T TRUST A MUPPET!
ANNOUNCER: Oh! Words of wisdom Jim Henson... words of wisdom. I hope all the kids out there were paying attention...
SC: HAYNIE MORUN HENIE DEALY
ANN: Sweedish chief! How did you get in here?
SC: IMMA GINGLE BIRDAMUNGO!!
ANN: I'm not a bird! Put down the cleaver....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SC: Hernie mingie ANNOUNCERFLAMBIE HARNIE MOUNGIE!!!
It's Sunday here at "Silly Thinking" and every Sunday we turn to special guest star dead people to help us out on a little feature we call...
A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities.
See how it works? We get dead people to fill the weekends so we don't have to work. It's kind of like what they do on "60 Minutes".
And now here is today's beloved dead celebrity... the creator of the Muppets... and all around odd ball MISTER JIM HENSON!!!
JH: Hi. I'm Jim Henson.
You may recall that I died at a very early age because I refused medical treatment.
Actually, that's not true. Fozzie and Kermit said they would take care of me but I said call an ambulance. They didn't listen. Instead they ran around and ran into one another in a panic but soon I did have a medical team around me. I couldn't see their feet and they were furry with big bug eyes and they were doing routines... jokes.. and they couldn't do anything right. In fact a Sweedish doctor picked up a saw and chased one of the other doctors.. a chicken or bird or something... all around the room shouting jibberish at him. All the while I lay there closer and closer to death.
Then Miss Piggy came in dressed like a nurse, it was a nightmare, and demanded a raise. I remember looking up in the surgical gallery and these two old guys said they didn't know what all the fuss was about because they liked Bill Baird better anyway.
Then I died while the medical team sang some little piece of shit song.
Killed by the incompetence of Muppet doctors and nurses.
See kids, the Muppets are great entertainment, they sing and joke and dance... but you shouldn't count on them in a life and death situation.
That was my big mistake.
Now it's real easy bieng green.
But anyway now I'm here. Where ever this is. I'd like to talk to you some more but Howdy Doody just got some great stuff in from Maui and me and Charlie McCarthy are going to go over there and get TOASTED.
Remember in a life and death struggle: they may be able to ride a bike but they can't save your life:
DON'T TRUST A MUPPET!
ANNOUNCER: Oh! Words of wisdom Jim Henson... words of wisdom. I hope all the kids out there were paying attention...
SC: HAYNIE MORUN HENIE DEALY
ANN: Sweedish chief! How did you get in here?
SC: IMMA GINGLE BIRDAMUNGO!!
ANN: I'm not a bird! Put down the cleaver....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SC: Hernie mingie ANNOUNCERFLAMBIE HARNIE MOUNGIE!!!
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