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Hello you.
It's Tuesday and we all know what that means.
It's time to hi-tail it down to Florida for all the dirt that's fit to print with our Pulitzer Prize Nominated (1946) celebrity mavin Sy Gold.
So without further ado lets go to Ft. Lauderdale Florida and...
MISTER SY GOLD!!!
Hi ya kiddies, AND REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
Well... happy 75th birthday to our Florida neighbor MICKEY MOUSE! Yes it was 75 years ago that the little rodent first appeared on a movie screen in New York on November 18th 1928 at the Colony Theatre.
I've always been a DONALD fan myself... but the world loves THE MOUSE who barely ever appears on anything but products now. In fact he is one of the best known trademark figures ever (second only to DISNEY'S own WINNIE THE POOH).
So celebrate your milestone MICK and don't worry that you drag children into the widening trap of consumerism by promoting anything and everything from sugar cereal to to expensive camera and gadgets. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CAPITALIST LITTLE RAT.
By the way have you seen "FINDING NEMO" yet? The delightful DISNEY-PIXAR CLASSIC is outselling everything on DVD. It's adorable. BUY YOURS TODAY BECAUSE THE STORE'S MAY RUN OUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
BIG FAT DRUG ADDICT RUSH LIMBAUGH is back on the radio after spending a gruelling 5 weeks at a luxury rehab center. RUSH sez he's on the road to recovery but could still face criminal charges for illegal drug use.CONSERVATIVE DRUG ADDICTS. WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO? WHAT'S NEXT?
ANN COULTER IS A WHORE?
OR ROGER AILES A KIDDIE PORN COLLECTOR?
YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
JLO AND BENO ARE PLANNING TO MARRYO... AGAINO. My God why don't these kids just go crawl up in a doorway someplace and die and do everyone a favor. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
MORE JLO NEWS. JLO is bieng sewed by the woman who was the inspiration for "FLASHDANCE" back in the COCAINE DRENCHED 80'S!
It seems that JLO paid homage to JENNIFER BEALS and "FLASHDANCE" in a recent video and didn't ask permission from MAUREEN MAUDER who claims to be the original WELDER BY DAY- WET DANCER BY NIGHT heroine of the popular 80's SOFT CORE PORN-LIKE FLICKER!
MS. MAUDER'S lawyer sez she is penniless and in a wheel chair from a spinal injury (I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED...AYYYEWHHHATT) trying to raise a teenage daughter and now her life story is back on the screen with this JLO VIDEO-O.
OH BOOHOO YOU. Here's a nickle. Now call someone who gives a rats ass... AYYYYEWHHAAATT. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST.
AND FINALLY...
My "SILLY THINKING" SPIES AND SPY-ETTES tell me that there's a BIG SHAKE UP in the works at the troubled website blog thing. BIG WIGS ARE DENYING IT ALL OVER THE PLACE but I hear that LARRY SILLY IS OUT ON 'IS SILLY ASS after one to many debacles!
I recently talked to former "SILLY" EXEC DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN 'bout the rumors and the story circulated all over da place that he may be back in the saddle soon:
(Note: SG means me SY GOLD while DWL stands for DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN. Ed. (stands for Editor.)
SG: Douggly Wouggly I hear that you may come back to "Silly Thinking" as a big cheese soon.
DWL: First of all you are the only person who calls me Douggly Wouggly. I don't like that name much.
SG: Douggels let me ask you a direct question. Are you coming back to "Silly Thinking" as the CEO replacing Laurence J. Silly. Yes or no?
DWL: I have not been asked to replace anybody nor have I been asked to return.
SG: So you are not coming back?
DWL: At this point I have not been asked to return.
SG: If asked would you consider it? I know you were thrown out on your Wouggly little ears a couple of times. Bad feelings?
DWL: If asked I may consider it. But that hasen't happened. And I don't have bad feelings. A lot of my friends like Jim Farris and Marlon Brando and you Sy still work there and I miss my friends.
SG: Yeah. Jim who?
DWL: Farris.
SG: You mean that fat ass drugged out hack they have there as some kind of editor?
DWL Uhhh. Yeah.
SG: That guy can't even spell. He's part of the problem Douggly. If you don't mind me saying so.
DWL: Well maybe.
SG: So you would come back if asked...
DWL: If they ask me I will think about it.
SG: Now, I know you have to go soon but, I wanted to ask you about your poor little wife.
DWL: What?
SG: Your poor little wife. I hear she is really sick. You know, not quite right in the head.
DWL: Sy. That's ridiculous. My wife is fine. How dare you say that to me.
SG: Douggly Wouggly... calm down. It's just a rumor I heard. That she was sick in the head and may have to be put away. That she has been making remarks lately that don't seem sane and she was going to be spending some time at Happy Acres. I just wanted to confirm the facts before I printed anything.
DWL: That is totally untrue and I resent the innuendo.
There you have it kiddies. Right from the horses mouth. DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN WILL RETURN TO "SILLY THINKING" EVEN AS MRS. WOUGGLY BATTLES THROUGH HERE MENTAL ILLNESS.
DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN... WHAT A CHAMP!
Well kiddies were into overtime this week. GOTSA FLY. SEE YA SOON AND REMEMBER:
YOUR READ IT HERE FIRST!
It's Tuesday and we all know what that means.
It's time to hi-tail it down to Florida for all the dirt that's fit to print with our Pulitzer Prize Nominated (1946) celebrity mavin Sy Gold.
So without further ado lets go to Ft. Lauderdale Florida and...
MISTER SY GOLD!!!
Hi ya kiddies, AND REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
Well... happy 75th birthday to our Florida neighbor MICKEY MOUSE! Yes it was 75 years ago that the little rodent first appeared on a movie screen in New York on November 18th 1928 at the Colony Theatre.
I've always been a DONALD fan myself... but the world loves THE MOUSE who barely ever appears on anything but products now. In fact he is one of the best known trademark figures ever (second only to DISNEY'S own WINNIE THE POOH).
So celebrate your milestone MICK and don't worry that you drag children into the widening trap of consumerism by promoting anything and everything from sugar cereal to to expensive camera and gadgets. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CAPITALIST LITTLE RAT.
By the way have you seen "FINDING NEMO" yet? The delightful DISNEY-PIXAR CLASSIC is outselling everything on DVD. It's adorable. BUY YOURS TODAY BECAUSE THE STORE'S MAY RUN OUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
BIG FAT DRUG ADDICT RUSH LIMBAUGH is back on the radio after spending a gruelling 5 weeks at a luxury rehab center. RUSH sez he's on the road to recovery but could still face criminal charges for illegal drug use.CONSERVATIVE DRUG ADDICTS. WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO? WHAT'S NEXT?
ANN COULTER IS A WHORE?
OR ROGER AILES A KIDDIE PORN COLLECTOR?
YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
JLO AND BENO ARE PLANNING TO MARRYO... AGAINO. My God why don't these kids just go crawl up in a doorway someplace and die and do everyone a favor. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!
MORE JLO NEWS. JLO is bieng sewed by the woman who was the inspiration for "FLASHDANCE" back in the COCAINE DRENCHED 80'S!
It seems that JLO paid homage to JENNIFER BEALS and "FLASHDANCE" in a recent video and didn't ask permission from MAUREEN MAUDER who claims to be the original WELDER BY DAY- WET DANCER BY NIGHT heroine of the popular 80's SOFT CORE PORN-LIKE FLICKER!
MS. MAUDER'S lawyer sez she is penniless and in a wheel chair from a spinal injury (I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED...AYYYEWHHHATT) trying to raise a teenage daughter and now her life story is back on the screen with this JLO VIDEO-O.
OH BOOHOO YOU. Here's a nickle. Now call someone who gives a rats ass... AYYYYEWHHAAATT. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST.
AND FINALLY...
My "SILLY THINKING" SPIES AND SPY-ETTES tell me that there's a BIG SHAKE UP in the works at the troubled website blog thing. BIG WIGS ARE DENYING IT ALL OVER THE PLACE but I hear that LARRY SILLY IS OUT ON 'IS SILLY ASS after one to many debacles!
I recently talked to former "SILLY" EXEC DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN 'bout the rumors and the story circulated all over da place that he may be back in the saddle soon:
(Note: SG means me SY GOLD while DWL stands for DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN. Ed. (stands for Editor.)
SG: Douggly Wouggly I hear that you may come back to "Silly Thinking" as a big cheese soon.
DWL: First of all you are the only person who calls me Douggly Wouggly. I don't like that name much.
SG: Douggels let me ask you a direct question. Are you coming back to "Silly Thinking" as the CEO replacing Laurence J. Silly. Yes or no?
DWL: I have not been asked to replace anybody nor have I been asked to return.
SG: So you are not coming back?
DWL: At this point I have not been asked to return.
SG: If asked would you consider it? I know you were thrown out on your Wouggly little ears a couple of times. Bad feelings?
DWL: If asked I may consider it. But that hasen't happened. And I don't have bad feelings. A lot of my friends like Jim Farris and Marlon Brando and you Sy still work there and I miss my friends.
SG: Yeah. Jim who?
DWL: Farris.
SG: You mean that fat ass drugged out hack they have there as some kind of editor?
DWL Uhhh. Yeah.
SG: That guy can't even spell. He's part of the problem Douggly. If you don't mind me saying so.
DWL: Well maybe.
SG: So you would come back if asked...
DWL: If they ask me I will think about it.
SG: Now, I know you have to go soon but, I wanted to ask you about your poor little wife.
DWL: What?
SG: Your poor little wife. I hear she is really sick. You know, not quite right in the head.
DWL: Sy. That's ridiculous. My wife is fine. How dare you say that to me.
SG: Douggly Wouggly... calm down. It's just a rumor I heard. That she was sick in the head and may have to be put away. That she has been making remarks lately that don't seem sane and she was going to be spending some time at Happy Acres. I just wanted to confirm the facts before I printed anything.
DWL: That is totally untrue and I resent the innuendo.
There you have it kiddies. Right from the horses mouth. DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN WILL RETURN TO "SILLY THINKING" EVEN AS MRS. WOUGGLY BATTLES THROUGH HERE MENTAL ILLNESS.
DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN... WHAT A CHAMP!
Well kiddies were into overtime this week. GOTSA FLY. SEE YA SOON AND REMEMBER:
YOUR READ IT HERE FIRST!
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