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Dead Mother Teresa Now!

Hello again Silly Thinkers!

And welcome once again to our Internet award winning feature "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities". Today we have a woman whose life was truly dedicated to the betterment of mankind. I give you Dead Mother Teresa.

MT: Hello hello? Is this fucking thing on? Hello? Hey CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Announcer: We hear you Mother. The whole world can hear you. what would you like to say to us at this cherished time of year?

MT: Fuck. HELLO? Am I on? Hello earth. GET ME OUT OF HERE! I want some orange juice. Where is that cow?

Announcer: Sweet Mother, I know your having trouble understanding me, but speak from your heart Sweet Mother. Speak from your heart.

MT: What do you mean no more dairy? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. I want some orange juice.

You Can Still Hear Bing Sing!

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen we have been in the company of genius and light all huddled together in a small insignificant woman with no education or breeding of any kind who ended up doing significant things. A woman of no importance. At all. To anyone. None. Zero. Ziltch. Who became a very important person. The Sweet Mother Of Light (or as she was sometimes called "that woman", "Nurse Ratchett", "nursey poo", "crazy lady" and "Miss Goodbody")and A little something special we used to call Mother Teresa.

Join us Tuesday for the return of "Celebrinet" on most of these "Silly Thinkings".




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011479 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2003-12-14 1:41 AM A few moments with.. Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) Dead Mother Teresa Now! Hello again Silly Thinkers! And welcome once again to our Internet award winning feature "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities". Today we have a woman whose life was truly dedicated to the betterment of mankind. I give you Dead Mother Teresa. MT: Hello hello? Is this fucking thing on? Hello? Hey CAN YOU HEAR ME? Announcer: We hear you Mother. The whole world can hear you. what would you like to say to us at this cherished time of year? MT: Fuck. HELLO? Am I on? Hello earth. GET ME OUT OF HERE! I want some orange juice. Where is that cow? Announcer: Sweet Mother, I know your having trouble understanding me, but speak from your heart Sweet Mother. Speak from your heart. MT: What do you mean no more dairy? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. I want some orange juice. You Can Still Hear Bing Sing! Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen we have been in the company of genius and light all huddled together in a small insignificant woman with no education or breeding of any kind who ended up doing significant things. A woman of no importance. At all. To anyone. None. Zero. Ziltch. Who became a very important person. The Sweet Mother Of Light (or as she was sometimes called "that woman", "Nurse Ratchett", "nursey poo", "crazy lady" and "Miss Goodbody")and A little something special we used to call Mother Teresa. Join us Tuesday for the return of "Celebrinet" on most of these "Silly Thinkings". "Jim Farris Presents Silly Thinking." It's all here! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top

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Dead Mother Teresa Now!

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