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Ever since the invasion of my country I've developed a devil may care attitude. Yes. You won't be seeing the stiff, uptight, militaristic Saddam you've known in the past. No way.

I've taken up organic gardening and grown a beard and really gotten in touch with my feminine side and now I'm ready to just let fly, you know? Really let it out.

Sure, I've been captured and my sons are dead, that's true, but I'm okay with that because I've figured out about karmic debt and the laws of up and down. So even though I'll probably be executed by firing squad or beheaded or something, I'm sure that all of my friends in the West, guys like Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush Sr, and all the other bigshots who gave me the weapons and money when I was gassing my own people, I'm sure they'll be right up there with me on the scaffold. If there is anything that I believe in now that I've gone granola and found my inner self, it would be the inherent fairness of the occupying forces, and America's uncompromising, unblinkered commitment to justice.

Thank you,

Saddam




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011480 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2003-12-14 12:14 PM And Now, a few words from Saddam Hussein Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) Ever since the invasion of my country I've developed a devil may care attitude. Yes. You won't be seeing the stiff, uptight, militaristic Saddam you've known in the past. No way. I've taken up organic gardening and grown a beard and really gotten in touch with my feminine side and now I'm ready to just let fly, you know? Really let it out. Sure, I've been captured and my sons are dead, that's true, but I'm okay with that because I've figured out about karmic debt and the laws of up and down. So even though I'll probably be executed by firing squad or beheaded or something, I'm sure that all of my friends in the West, guys like Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush Sr, and all the other bigshots who gave me the weapons and money when I was gassing my own people, I'm sure they'll be right up there with me on the scaffold. If there is anything that I believe in now that I've gone granola and found my inner self, it would be the inherent fairness of the occupying forces, and America's uncompromising, unblinkered commitment to justice. Thank you, Saddam Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top