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It's Tuesday and time to welcome back our own Sy Gold and his celebrated "Celebrinet". So lets go down to
for all the dirt that's fit to dish on the CELEBRINET!
Hi ya kiddies and welcome back to "CELEBRINET". I'm Sy Gold and remember kiddies...YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
DOUBLE FLASH!!!
SY GOLD, MARLON BRANDO, DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN, AND ALL OF US HERE AT "S.T." ARE HAPPY TO BE BACK ON THE AIR!!! After last week's little "bump in the road". It was great winging out to TINSELTOWN to meet and greet DOUGGLY WOUGGLY and the gang on "THE MARLON BRANDO SHOW".
The WOUGGLES ONE AND I KISSED AND MADE NICE last Friday as the BIG MAN BRANDO WEPT REAL TEARS!!!
KIDDIES IT WAS SOMETHING TO BEHOLD!!!
FLASHAROONIE!
It seems our little darling BRITNEY SPEARS has a new beau known in LEFTY CIRCLES as HOWARD ZINN!!!
It seems the MAN OF LETTERS has been seen snuggling up to BRITNEY in ALL THE RIGHT PLACES (OR LEFT PLACES... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...AYYYEEWWWHHHAATT???) THE ZINNSTER HAS BEEN DISCOING THE NIGHT AWAY with our little BRIT'S who swears she's not a LESBIAN!!!
INSIDERS SAY ZINNY WILL BE ISSUING A POSITION PAPER ON SPEARS SOON!!! (ME WONDERS WHICH POSITIONS THEY MIGHT BE!!!???) YOU READ IT HERE FIRST...AYYYEEEWWHHAATT????
Who is the other man in UMA'S life since her and hubby's, actor ETHAN HAWKE, marriage has hit the rocks?
None other than NOAM CHOMSKY!!!! Camera shy CHOM'S was seen rolling pasta in and out of UMA'S pretty lips at SPAGO'S last weekend!!
HEY CHOMSKY!!! GOOD GOING!!! UMA'S A GOOD CATCH!!! YOU LUCKY DOG!
Speaking of CHOM'S. It looks like the elusive NOAM might get 'is own sitcom on the BBC!! NOAMY POO has been pitching a funny one to the BRIT'S for months and now they might be biting. Show would have CHOMSKY dating a sexy moviestar while tryin' to teach classes and write from the left 'bout the right. GOOD LUCK CHOMSKY!! We could use you on the tube. AYYYEEEWWHHHAATTT!!!???
HEARD THE NEWS???
SADDAM HUSIEN (that loveable former CARRRAAAZZY DICTATOR) was finally caught Sunday when 'MERICAN'S FOUND HIM IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND!! Seems some U.S. TROOPS were in SADAAM'S hometown when they stumbled over a carpet covered hole and VIOLA SADDAAM!! The dapper mustachioed leader was dusted off and all the young AMERICAN KIDDIES posed for clicks with the happy go lucky HUSSIEN!!
Here's a question: WHAT WAS DE 'MERICANS DOING IN IRAQ AND WHY WAS THE PREZ DOWN A HOLE??
Me thinks it must've been a little R&R for the troops. And what better place to relax than in our allies magical BAGHDAD AND ENVIRONS!!! SADAAM WAS PROBABLY DOING A LITTLE RESTING AS WELL.
Well I'm sure all the troops had to go back to find OSAMA and continue to search for the terrorists who attacked the good ol U.S. a few years ago!!! GOOD LUCK KIDDIES! Keep searching for 'dem killers!!! AYYYEEEWWWHHHAAATTT???
Well dat's it from here. See ya next time and 'member YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
for all the dirt that's fit to dish on the CELEBRINET!
Hi ya kiddies and welcome back to "CELEBRINET". I'm Sy Gold and remember kiddies...YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
DOUBLE FLASH!!!
SY GOLD, MARLON BRANDO, DOUGGLY WOUGGLY LAIN, AND ALL OF US HERE AT "S.T." ARE HAPPY TO BE BACK ON THE AIR!!! After last week's little "bump in the road". It was great winging out to TINSELTOWN to meet and greet DOUGGLY WOUGGLY and the gang on "THE MARLON BRANDO SHOW".
The WOUGGLES ONE AND I KISSED AND MADE NICE last Friday as the BIG MAN BRANDO WEPT REAL TEARS!!!
KIDDIES IT WAS SOMETHING TO BEHOLD!!!
FLASHAROONIE!
It seems our little darling BRITNEY SPEARS has a new beau known in LEFTY CIRCLES as HOWARD ZINN!!!
It seems the MAN OF LETTERS has been seen snuggling up to BRITNEY in ALL THE RIGHT PLACES (OR LEFT PLACES... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...AYYYEEWWWHHHAATT???) THE ZINNSTER HAS BEEN DISCOING THE NIGHT AWAY with our little BRIT'S who swears she's not a LESBIAN!!!
INSIDERS SAY ZINNY WILL BE ISSUING A POSITION PAPER ON SPEARS SOON!!! (ME WONDERS WHICH POSITIONS THEY MIGHT BE!!!???) YOU READ IT HERE FIRST...AYYYEEEWWHHAATT????
Who is the other man in UMA'S life since her and hubby's, actor ETHAN HAWKE, marriage has hit the rocks?
None other than NOAM CHOMSKY!!!! Camera shy CHOM'S was seen rolling pasta in and out of UMA'S pretty lips at SPAGO'S last weekend!!
HEY CHOMSKY!!! GOOD GOING!!! UMA'S A GOOD CATCH!!! YOU LUCKY DOG!
Speaking of CHOM'S. It looks like the elusive NOAM might get 'is own sitcom on the BBC!! NOAMY POO has been pitching a funny one to the BRIT'S for months and now they might be biting. Show would have CHOMSKY dating a sexy moviestar while tryin' to teach classes and write from the left 'bout the right. GOOD LUCK CHOMSKY!! We could use you on the tube. AYYYEEEWWHHHAATTT!!!???
HEARD THE NEWS???
SADDAM HUSIEN (that loveable former CARRRAAAZZY DICTATOR) was finally caught Sunday when 'MERICAN'S FOUND HIM IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND!! Seems some U.S. TROOPS were in SADAAM'S hometown when they stumbled over a carpet covered hole and VIOLA SADDAAM!! The dapper mustachioed leader was dusted off and all the young AMERICAN KIDDIES posed for clicks with the happy go lucky HUSSIEN!!
Here's a question: WHAT WAS DE 'MERICANS DOING IN IRAQ AND WHY WAS THE PREZ DOWN A HOLE??
Me thinks it must've been a little R&R for the troops. And what better place to relax than in our allies magical BAGHDAD AND ENVIRONS!!! SADAAM WAS PROBABLY DOING A LITTLE RESTING AS WELL.
Well I'm sure all the troops had to go back to find OSAMA and continue to search for the terrorists who attacked the good ol U.S. a few years ago!!! GOOD LUCK KIDDIES! Keep searching for 'dem killers!!! AYYYEEEWWWHHHAAATTT???
Well dat's it from here. See ya next time and 'member YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!
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