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THIS IS A SPECIAL REPORT
And now an Exclusive Special Report from "Silly Thinking" in New York here is Connie Chung.
CC: Good morning. Early yesterday morning American forces burst through enemy lines and captured Sadaam Hussein in war torn Iraq. They found the evil mastermind dictator hiding in a rat infested hole in the ground. The evil snakelike rat and former dictator cowered before coalition forces which consisted of American led American troops and one Pogo Pogo engineer. Saddam made no effort to fight off the advancing coalition troops during "Operation Red Dawn."
CC: Coalition forces named the effort to capture Saddam after the popular movie from 1983 starring Patrick Swayze and Charle Sheen as high school students who fight invading Cuban communists.
Today in his first interview since Saddam's capture in operation Red Dawn here is Patrick Swayze.
PS: Good morning, Connie. And God Bless The United States!
CC: And God bless you, Patrick Swayze. Did yesterday's attack on Sadaam Hussien's hole remind you of the film "Red Dawn"?
PS: Yes Connie, it did. When the rough and tumble band of high school students headed into the woods of America's heartland (played in the movie by Colorado)...
CC: It's beautiful there.
PS: Yes it was. Anyhow, in the film we launched attacks on evil that reminded me of the attacks yesterday.
CC: Did that evil snake Sadaam Hussien remind you of the evil commie Cubans in the film?
PS: Yes Connie. They both had beards and spoke with thick foreign accents that I could not understand.
CC: We're joined now by another freedom fighter from "Red Dawn." It's Charlie Sheen on the set of his new CBS hit comedy "Too Many Dads". Good morning Charlie.
CS: Good morning Connie. And God Bless the Advancing forces of America!
CC: And God Bless you. I hear you have a baby on the way.
CS: Yes Connie, and now she or he will be free to live in a land without evil dictators living in holes.
CC: Did yesterday's raid on the organic farm in Iraq remind you of the drive-in scene in "Red Dawn"?
CS: Yes Connie it did. When the freedom forces in the movie attacked the drive in movie theatre and killed the Cuban invaders I was very moved.
CC: On the board of directors of MGM at that time was Doctor Henry Kissinger. And we have him here exclusivley. Dr. Kissinger good morning.
HK: Good morning, Connie and God bless Patrick, Charlie, You, and all of the freedom fighters.
CC: God Bless you Doctor Kissinger. You must have felt proud yesterday to know a movie you greenlighted was the basis for a huge victory for the coalition of the willing?
HK: Connie, I was pleased. You know they could have picked "Who's Life Is It Anyway", or "Pennies From Heaven" with Steve Martin, or "Hot Dog The Movie" but thank god they went with "Red Dawn".
CC: Thank God indeed. When America's Contra style freedom attacks were launched yesterday did it remind you of the premiere of "Red Dawn"?
HK: Vell Connie I was proud to be an American yesterday like I was proud to be an MGM board member then.
CC: There you have it. Another victory for freedom. We will have more on this developing story as developments warrant including my exclusive interview with some of the cast members of Walt Disney Pictures "Holes" now on home video and Dvd.
For now, from New York, I'm Connie Chung, "Silly Thinking News". Good Morning and see you later.
And now an Exclusive Special Report from "Silly Thinking" in New York here is Connie Chung.
CC: Good morning. Early yesterday morning American forces burst through enemy lines and captured Sadaam Hussein in war torn Iraq. They found the evil mastermind dictator hiding in a rat infested hole in the ground. The evil snakelike rat and former dictator cowered before coalition forces which consisted of American led American troops and one Pogo Pogo engineer. Saddam made no effort to fight off the advancing coalition troops during "Operation Red Dawn."
CC: Coalition forces named the effort to capture Saddam after the popular movie from 1983 starring Patrick Swayze and Charle Sheen as high school students who fight invading Cuban communists.
Today in his first interview since Saddam's capture in operation Red Dawn here is Patrick Swayze.
PS: Good morning, Connie. And God Bless The United States!
CC: And God bless you, Patrick Swayze. Did yesterday's attack on Sadaam Hussien's hole remind you of the film "Red Dawn"?
PS: Yes Connie, it did. When the rough and tumble band of high school students headed into the woods of America's heartland (played in the movie by Colorado)...
CC: It's beautiful there.
PS: Yes it was. Anyhow, in the film we launched attacks on evil that reminded me of the attacks yesterday.
CC: Did that evil snake Sadaam Hussien remind you of the evil commie Cubans in the film?
PS: Yes Connie. They both had beards and spoke with thick foreign accents that I could not understand.
CC: We're joined now by another freedom fighter from "Red Dawn." It's Charlie Sheen on the set of his new CBS hit comedy "Too Many Dads". Good morning Charlie.
CS: Good morning Connie. And God Bless the Advancing forces of America!
CC: And God Bless you. I hear you have a baby on the way.
CS: Yes Connie, and now she or he will be free to live in a land without evil dictators living in holes.
CC: Did yesterday's raid on the organic farm in Iraq remind you of the drive-in scene in "Red Dawn"?
CS: Yes Connie it did. When the freedom forces in the movie attacked the drive in movie theatre and killed the Cuban invaders I was very moved.
CC: On the board of directors of MGM at that time was Doctor Henry Kissinger. And we have him here exclusivley. Dr. Kissinger good morning.
HK: Good morning, Connie and God bless Patrick, Charlie, You, and all of the freedom fighters.
CC: God Bless you Doctor Kissinger. You must have felt proud yesterday to know a movie you greenlighted was the basis for a huge victory for the coalition of the willing?
HK: Connie, I was pleased. You know they could have picked "Who's Life Is It Anyway", or "Pennies From Heaven" with Steve Martin, or "Hot Dog The Movie" but thank god they went with "Red Dawn".
CC: Thank God indeed. When America's Contra style freedom attacks were launched yesterday did it remind you of the premiere of "Red Dawn"?
HK: Vell Connie I was proud to be an American yesterday like I was proud to be an MGM board member then.
CC: There you have it. Another victory for freedom. We will have more on this developing story as developments warrant including my exclusive interview with some of the cast members of Walt Disney Pictures "Holes" now on home video and Dvd.
For now, from New York, I'm Connie Chung, "Silly Thinking News". Good Morning and see you later.
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