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Old Man '03 and The New Years Baby
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Hi! And welcome to "Silly Thinking's" "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities."
Since this is the last weekend of 2003 we thought we'd see how old man '03 is doing and welcome the New Year's Baby for '04.
03: I can barely talk. So weak. No energy.
Announcer of lame bit: You really got beat up didn't you 2003?
03: Beat up? I WAS PUMMELED!!! (cough cough cough).. thanks to that ass wipe Bush I had a new war on my watch. This is what you don't want when you are the year. It looks bad and it really ages you. Just about a year ago I was young... happy, now look. I can barely move.
Not only did I get a war. It was started by the United States for no reason. That's when I realized I was not going to be like 1958.
Announcer of lame bit: 1958?
03: Yeah '58 shit for brains. He had Korea and Ike and inherited the cold war. He looked great by 1959. And what about 1928? He still plays tennis once a week while '29 can't get out of bed. (Cough cough cough).
Announcer of lame bit: And New Years Baby for 2004. How do you feel?
04: GREAT!!! Terrorists attacks are imminent, you guys are already lying about the Mad Cow thing, the war drags on, and it looks like Bush will get re-elected. I'll be 70 by the end of January!! Thanks everyone!!!
Announcer of lame bit: Well.. thanks guys and good luck!
03: Good Luck? The guy who looks like Leno says good luck? Some comfort that is.
04: I'll need more than luck. I need people in America to stop acting like sheep, otherwise, as an election year, I'll end up a disaster.
Announcer of lame bit: Thanks again, guys. And remember all you silly thinkers, we may be out of material now and reduced to the lamest bits, but the new stuff will arrive a week from Monday. Good night, everybody!
Since this is the last weekend of 2003 we thought we'd see how old man '03 is doing and welcome the New Year's Baby for '04.
03: I can barely talk. So weak. No energy.
Announcer of lame bit: You really got beat up didn't you 2003?
03: Beat up? I WAS PUMMELED!!! (cough cough cough).. thanks to that ass wipe Bush I had a new war on my watch. This is what you don't want when you are the year. It looks bad and it really ages you. Just about a year ago I was young... happy, now look. I can barely move.
Not only did I get a war. It was started by the United States for no reason. That's when I realized I was not going to be like 1958.
Announcer of lame bit: 1958?
03: Yeah '58 shit for brains. He had Korea and Ike and inherited the cold war. He looked great by 1959. And what about 1928? He still plays tennis once a week while '29 can't get out of bed. (Cough cough cough).
Announcer of lame bit: And New Years Baby for 2004. How do you feel?
04: GREAT!!! Terrorists attacks are imminent, you guys are already lying about the Mad Cow thing, the war drags on, and it looks like Bush will get re-elected. I'll be 70 by the end of January!! Thanks everyone!!!
Announcer of lame bit: Well.. thanks guys and good luck!
03: Good Luck? The guy who looks like Leno says good luck? Some comfort that is.
04: I'll need more than luck. I need people in America to stop acting like sheep, otherwise, as an election year, I'll end up a disaster.
Announcer of lame bit: Thanks again, guys. And remember all you silly thinkers, we may be out of material now and reduced to the lamest bits, but the new stuff will arrive a week from Monday. Good night, everybody!
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