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This is "Silly Thinking" Breaking News.
The New Hampshire Primary.

Here from our election headquarters in Concord New Hampshire is Connie Chung.

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CC: Good evening. The polls just closed here in New Hampshire and the results are still too close to call in all races, however John Kerry has the lead in exit polls.




CC: Yes, Mr. Skull and Bones, John Kerry, has a slight lead over Mr. Mouth Howard Dean who seemed dead just a week ago but has rebounded from the jaws of defeat with a well organized campaign that included appearances on David Letterman and "The Daily Show".




The big story is the dead heat for third place with Wesley Clark, Joe Lieberman, and John Edwards in a statistical three way tie.
And as the results roll in there is still no way to call these races as yet.
We turn now to the man who played the President in "Independence Day" Bill Pullman.
Bill are you suprised?


BP: Suprised? I'm big and shocked.


CC: I can see that. Woof!


BP: Yeah. These tight races really excite me.


CC: we can see that. We'll get back to you later. Believe you me.
Ladies and Gentlemen we still don't know the outcome of this race ten full minutes after the polls closed!
This could be a long night and we'll be here. So stay with us for up to the minute updated updates that we will update all night long right here at "Silly Thinking". See you soon.

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This is Silly Thinking Breaking News.