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BREAKING NEWS: KERRY VICTORY
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This is Breaking News from "Silly Thinking"
KERRY VICTORY.
Here from our election headquarters in New Hampshire is Connie Chung.
CC: Good evening again. Now with over 50% of the votes counted Silly Thinking has projected James Bond the winner in New Hampshire with 39% with Doctor No in second place with 25%.
Goldfinger is third with 13%.
Moonraker is fourth
Pussy Galore is fifth
and Mini Me is sixth with 2%.
James Bond will be speaking to his supporters after a a shaken not stirred martini.
Now let's turn to "M" for analysis.
M are you suprised by Dr. No's second place finish?
BP: Connie, it's Bill. Pullman.
CC: Do you think MiniMe will stay in the race?
BP: Connie, are you alright?
CC: What about Reverend Miss Goodbody? Do you think she'll push a button. Any button?
BP: Uhh? What the hell are you talking about?
CC: Are you afraid that President Doctor Evil will destroy the world from his volcano secret headquarters?
BP: Connie I don't... Yes I am afraid that President Doctor Evil will destroy the world.
CC: Will you send James Bond in to fight him?
BP: Yeah, sure.
CC: Interesting. Well onto Jamaica and North Pole for our next primary coverage. we'll be back if any dramatic shifts occur in the tightest race since Maury got his pants stuck in the door.
This is Connie Chung in New Hampshire. Good night for now.
This has been Silly Thinking Breaking News.
CC: Chung. Connie Chung.
KERRY VICTORY.
Here from our election headquarters in New Hampshire is Connie Chung.
CC: Good evening again. Now with over 50% of the votes counted Silly Thinking has projected James Bond the winner in New Hampshire with 39% with Doctor No in second place with 25%.
Goldfinger is third with 13%.
Moonraker is fourth
Pussy Galore is fifth
and Mini Me is sixth with 2%.
James Bond will be speaking to his supporters after a a shaken not stirred martini.
Now let's turn to "M" for analysis.
M are you suprised by Dr. No's second place finish?
BP: Connie, it's Bill. Pullman.
CC: Do you think MiniMe will stay in the race?
BP: Connie, are you alright?
CC: What about Reverend Miss Goodbody? Do you think she'll push a button. Any button?
BP: Uhh? What the hell are you talking about?
CC: Are you afraid that President Doctor Evil will destroy the world from his volcano secret headquarters?
BP: Connie I don't... Yes I am afraid that President Doctor Evil will destroy the world.
CC: Will you send James Bond in to fight him?
BP: Yeah, sure.
CC: Interesting. Well onto Jamaica and North Pole for our next primary coverage. we'll be back if any dramatic shifts occur in the tightest race since Maury got his pants stuck in the door.
This is Connie Chung in New Hampshire. Good night for now.
This has been Silly Thinking Breaking News.
CC: Chung. Connie Chung.
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